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Old 03-17-2009, 05:13 PM
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This customer was by no means sucky at all. He was actually cool as a matter of fact.
He comes up to my register and pays with a check. He pulls out his ID, and his first name says "Evil". Surely I thought nobody would be so stupid enough as to name their son or daughter that. He had a work shirt on with his name imprinted on it, and it said "Elvis". I told him that they probably misspelled his name on his DL, and he tells me that Elvis is his nickname. Evil is actually his real first name, it was not short for anything according to him.
God, I would hate my parents forever going through life with a name like that. I wanted to ask him more, but thought the better of it so I wouldn't offend him.

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Old 03-17-2009, 06:45 PM
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"Evil" would be an awesome first name and I wouldn't hate my parents for it. They gave me a name that means "believer in <the central figure of their religion>." I don't practice their religion but until I pay the money for an official name change, I'm stuck with an official name that proclaims my belief in it and dealing with people who think it's funny to ignore my preferred name. I'd much rather have a cool name like Evil.

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Old 03-17-2009, 07:32 PM
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Is he by any chance...a Doctor? :-)
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:56 PM
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Or a motorcycle stunt man?
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:52 AM
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"Evil" would be an awesome first name and I wouldn't hate my parents for it. They gave me a name that means "believer in <the central figure of their religion>."
Mine means "Resurrection".

My surname is supposedly slang for penis.

I've never heard it called such, but then I'm not in big cities, either.

By the by, if I get one Smiling Bob comment, I'm gonna skin y'all alive. I mean it.
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:08 AM
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My first and middle mean Immortal Happieness.

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Old 03-18-2009, 08:54 AM
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mine is a plant and son of Knud...
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Old 03-18-2009, 01:45 PM
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The Evil is strong with this one!
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:16 PM
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I've mentioned her once on here before, but I have a friend and coworker who has a daughter whose legal name is Satan. Her name is actually Santana, but somehow things went to hell (literally) when they were making out the birth certificate.
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Old 03-18-2009, 10:01 PM
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was he spanish decent by any chance? Cause I have seen many strange names like Evil come thorugh during my medical billing days.. Odd yes but not of the ordinary as one might think.. But I was also working in SoCal at the time so you see things like that more often.
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