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Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
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There's a PDA couple that frequents our cafe. They are constantly in eachother's laps. Usually with their hands not quite visible.
They came in one night last year all dressed up and brought a friend. They continued to have their hands all over eachother but their friend was taking pictures of them the whole time. Turns out they were getting married and these were their wedding photos.
Also turns out she's four months pregnant. We're pretty sure they conceived on our couch when it was turned away from where we could see.Flood
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Quoth Amanita View Post"What the hell is it with office buildings and horny people?"
1. All those windows - big captive audience. Perfect for your exhibitionist types.
2. The shape of the building. And if you don't understand what I mean by that, I'm sure Sheldon will be along soon to explain it to you.What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper
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"cues a certain George Michael song, then a certain 2 Live Crew song"Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.
Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.
I wish porn had subtitles.
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