New female fashion accessory - possibly NSFW ("toe" images in link)

[PepperElf]

Basically it looks like a plastic sanitary pad - designed to prevent camel toe. Hence "toe" in images - they did a before & after pic. (that's why I'm putting the NSFW tag up - in case someone's work filters are a bit more sensitive)

http://www.smoothgroovecommunity.com/product/



Although I'm confused by the "Go on... twizzle me" comment below the picture of the product. Is that a euphemism for "try me"?

[Caffienated_Caramel]

So...basically a jockstrap from women?

Edit: FOR! FOR! AAGHHH darn my typos!

[Victory Sabre]

Oh, no. This is an evil product. How dare they hide the amazing camel toe.

[Chanlin]

Although I'm confused by the "Go on... twizzle me" comment below the picture of the product. Is that a euphemism for "try me"?

Twizzle is a type of spin/turn in figure skating, so I'm guessing they are referring to the fact that you can rotate the image in the ad.

[PepperElf]

ahhh that may be it then. i don't have flash installed on my computer, so it looks like a stationary picture to me.

*goes to look at it with chrome* ... if it ever loads up that is. *sigh*


Update: restarted chrome. ah. it didn't have buttons on the safari version.
OMG IT SPINS!

[dalesys]

OMG IT SPINS!

That's what HE said...

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I would say why dick around with one of those when you can just buy a cup at a sporting goods store, but that would raise all sorts of other questions.

Aww shit, this is an As Seen On TV product? I predict this will be in clearance swamp stores everywhere, including my own, by the end of this year.

[dalesys]

Aww shit, this is an As Seen On TV product? I predict this will be in clearance swamp stores everywhere, including my own, by the end of this year.

You realize, Irv, that you will be required to demonstrate it?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

You realize, Irv, that you will be required to demonstrate it?

And we want to see the video uploaded to YouTube.

[morgana]

Wouldn't it be easier (and cheaper!) to just NOT wear stuff that gives you 'camel toe'?

Or am I being an old fuddy-duddy?

[Headset Hellion]

OMG have you read the tesimonials?

I have also been trying to resolve the problem of the camel toe with everything from shoe horns to parts of plastic bottles!!

Plastic bottles?! I just...what?!

[Chanlin]

I really hope those are fake just to help sell the product...

but then people are really silly (stupid)

[PepperElf]

maybe they're hoping to sell it to the girls who wear those see-through yoga hotpants?

[MoonCat]

Yeahhh, you can buy a 64-count box of those for about $8....

They're called panty liners.

[XCashier]

Yeahhh, you can buy a 64-count box of those for about $8....

They're called panty liners.

Or you can wear properly-fitting pants.