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  • New female fashion accessory - possibly NSFW ("toe" images in link)

    Basically it looks like a plastic sanitary pad - designed to prevent camel toe. Hence "toe" in images - they did a before & after pic. (that's why I'm putting the NSFW tag up - in case someone's work filters are a bit more sensitive)

    http://www.smoothgroovecommunity.com/product/



    Although I'm confused by the "Go on... twizzle me" comment below the picture of the product. Is that a euphemism for "try me"?

  • #2
    So...basically a jockstrap from women?

    Edit: FOR! FOR! AAGHHH darn my typos!
    Last edited by Caffienated_Caramel; 05-07-2013, 01:11 PM.

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    • #3
      Oh, no. This is an evil product. How dare they hide the amazing camel toe.
      "Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid" Redd Foxx as Al Royal - The Royal Family - Pilot Episode - 1991.

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      • #4
        Quoth PepperElf View Post
        Although I'm confused by the "Go on... twizzle me" comment below the picture of the product. Is that a euphemism for "try me"?
        Twizzle is a type of spin/turn in figure skating, so I'm guessing they are referring to the fact that you can rotate the image in the ad.

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        • #5
          ahhh that may be it then. i don't have flash installed on my computer, so it looks like a stationary picture to me.

          *goes to look at it with chrome* ... if it ever loads up that is. *sigh*


          Update: restarted chrome. ah. it didn't have buttons on the safari version.
          OMG IT SPINS!
          Last edited by PepperElf; 05-06-2013, 04:10 PM.

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          • #6
            Quoth PepperElf View Post
            OMG IT SPINS!
            That's what HE said...
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            • #7
              I would say why dick around with one of those when you can just buy a cup at a sporting goods store, but that would raise all sorts of other questions.

              Aww shit, this is an As Seen On TV product? I predict this will be in clearance swamp stores everywhere, including my own, by the end of this year.
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              • #8
                Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                Aww shit, this is an As Seen On TV product? I predict this will be in clearance swamp stores everywhere, including my own, by the end of this year.
                You realize, Irv, that you will be required to demonstrate it?
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                • #9
                  Quoth dalesys View Post
                  You realize, Irv, that you will be required to demonstrate it?
                  And we want to see the video uploaded to YouTube.
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                  • #10
                    Wouldn't it be easier (and cheaper!) to just NOT wear stuff that gives you 'camel toe'?

                    Or am I being an old fuddy-duddy?

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                    • #11
                      OMG have you read the tesimonials?

                      I have also been trying to resolve the problem of the camel toe with everything from shoe horns to parts of plastic bottles!!

                      Plastic bottles?! I just...what?!
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                      • #12
                        I really hope those are fake just to help sell the product...

                        but then people are really silly (stupid)

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                        • #13
                          maybe they're hoping to sell it to the girls who wear those see-through yoga hotpants?

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                          • #14
                            Yeahhh, you can buy a 64-count box of those for about $8....

                            They're called panty liners.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth MoonCat View Post
                              Yeahhh, you can buy a 64-count box of those for about $8....

                              They're called panty liners.
                              Or you can wear properly-fitting pants.
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