New female fashion accessory - possibly NSFW ("toe" images in link)

[Pimento]

Camel toe isn't so bad.


It's those ladies who are huuuuge and wear pants so tight it looks like they've got one of those toothy plant dudes from Mario stuck in there trying to get out by chewing through her spandex

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

OMG the testimonials!

Just a thank you recieved my first ever smoothgroove today 16th feb beautifully packaged can't wait to test it out with a certain pair of pants yesssss all my friends will be told about it as well thank you again thought them pants were in the bin'

Something tells me camel toe is the least of this gal's problems.

I have also been trying to resolve the problem of the camel toe with everything from shoe horns to parts of plastic bottles!!

Plastic bottles?! I just...what?!

That same lady somehow saw it fit to include her phone number in the review. >.O

I also like some of the reviewers hadn't even tried the product and were just responding to the idea of it. What if it doesn't work so well? What if it doesn't stay in place? What if it....I think I need to go lie down now.

[Pimento]

Maybe it's kinda like a mr potato head piece. Just insert peg and go on your way!


Jesus Christ I need sleep. There are parts of my mind at work that are scaring my already scary mind.

[Pimento]

Lol I had typed "vibrating stem available for an extra 12.99" but thought that was pushing it :P

Canadians are dirrrrty

[Pimento]

Why huddled up in igloos wearing parkas and sipping maple whiskey of course

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

No, I insist you stay awake. I'm peeing my pants over here.

[Pimento]

Lol. Ironically I was snuggled up with both my pups and almost out when the doorbell rings. God damnit.

Not looking forward to 6 hours of drums in this heat on no sleep

And now I'm gonna notice every camel toe I see

[Pimento]

Lol it's about 24-27 here now. So hot lol

[Pimento]

That just means sweaty toes all around. And yes. I just saw one lol

[Pimento]

Man. Vaginas are so much work. How do women even do it.

[Pimento]

I'm gonna develop a male companion to the toe piece. A special spatula for men on hot days to peel bits off their thighs

Edit: holy shit. Ill add a scratcher to it. Call it the "scratchula". And another millionaire is born folks.

[lordlundar]

Camel toe isn't so bad.


It's those ladies who are huuuuge and wear pants so tight it looks like they've got one of those toothy plant dudes from Mario stuck in there trying to get out by chewing through her spandex

...

And now whenever I play a Mario game I won't be able to stomach it.

And I hate you for it.

[MoonCat]

I'm gonna develop a male companion to the toe piece. A special spatula for men on hot days to peel bits off their thighs

Edit: holy shit. Ill add a scratcher to it. Call it the "scratchula". And another millionaire is born folks.

Thank you, I needed the laugh today...

[dalesys]

... Call it the "scratchula"...

... for when your rigatoni is past the al dente stage...

[Pimento]

Al dente to full out Alfredo. The scratchula has you covered. Dishwasher safe and comes in 7 fun colors.