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  • #331
    Quoth EricKei View Post
    They should just name a new formulation of the things after him at this point.
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    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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    • #332
      Pretty good, Fireheart. Are you trying to break into advertising?
      I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

      Who is John Galt?
      -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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      • #333
        Hmm...It needs a catchy name...

        Ramsax? Gordonol? Fuckitol*?



        *with apologies to Robin Williams
        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
        Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
        "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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        • #334
          Quoth taxguykarl View Post
          Pretty good, Fireheart. Are you trying to break into advertising?
          No, I'm "quoting" the Shouty Man from Horrible Histories
          The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

          Now queen of USSR-Land...

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          • #335
            Quoth catcul View Post
            It looks like a business called "Mr. Scrib's" took advantage of the problems that Amy's Baking Company is having.
            MOD EDIT - Oversized image removed from quote of entire post
            Never forget.
            Last edited by Ree; 02-21-2014, 07:03 AM. Reason: Removed image from quote
            This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

            I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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            • #336
              Samy's getting deported! (pending appeals)

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              • #337
                Quoth dendawg View Post
                Samy's getting deported! (pending appeals)


                This calls for the Laughter of Schadenfreude.

                BO HA HA HA HA!
                PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                • #338
                  Apparently they only have one dishwasher too...
                  My NaNo page

                  My author blog

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                  • #339
                    One dishwasher?


                    Business must suck ass.

                    As a side note, finding staff after all the accusations has been hard — but they'd never admit it. In fact, they only employ one person: a dishwasher. Because Amy says they don't need anyone else.
                    Last edited by EricKei; 02-21-2014, 01:23 PM. Reason: merged consecutive posts
                    My Guide to Oblivion

                    "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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                    • #340
                      First, I'm happy to hear Sammy's getting his butt thrown out of here (crosses fingers). And Amy's claim that Sammy's "fought for this country"? Sorry, having a meltdown on TV is _not_ "fighting for this country"! The only thing that would make this situation better is to throw out Amy with him...

                      Only having one employee because "we don't need anybody else"? Tells me you don't need servers because you have no customers!

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                      • #341
                        WHAT???!?!?!

                        http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0983514/...f_=tt_eps_sn_7

                        ...He's going BACK??

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                        • #342
                          Yeah.

                          You have to have at least 4 employees.

                          1. A Dishwasher (or someone to load up multiple dishwashers)
                          2. A cook
                          3. A cashier/hostess/whatever
                          4. A waiter

                          Okay, so maybe you can combine those last two. But if you can run your restaurant/whatever with only three people, you are failing. There is no Dragonborn who will buy all your food.
                          My Guide to Oblivion

                          "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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                          • #343
                            Quoth Tama View Post
                            Okay, so maybe you can combine those last two. But if you can run your restaurant/whatever with only three people, you are failing. There is no Dragonborn who will buy all your food.
                            You mean you can't rely on just anyone to come in and buy all your cheese wheels and eat 17 of them in one sitting?
                            Last edited by EricKei; 02-22-2014, 01:30 AM.

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                            • #344
                              No! Especially if the service sucks.
                              My Guide to Oblivion

                              "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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                              • #345
                                Quoth TheSHAD0W View Post
                                ...He's going BACK??
                                It airs in a week. Chances are it was taped around the new year, at the latest.

                                As for why...? The last visit was probably their biggest episode ever. Guaranteed eyeballs.
                                "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                                "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                                "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                                "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                                "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                                "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                                Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                                "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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