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  • #16
    Quoth Kaylyn View Post
    Yes. Yes they are.

    I think I will try to talk my hubs into a Red Lobster dinner now...THANKS GUYS.
    Quoth lordlundar View Post
    They are crack in biscuit form.
    Huh. Good to know. Must stay VERY far away.
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    • #17
      LL called it ^_^ To be more specific, they're doughy, cheesy, nummy crack with just a hint of garlic.
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      • #18
        Confirmed it's a fake.

        http://snopes.com/politics/satire/buttercoma.asp

        (I've been guilty of doing this as well)

        But still....is it just me or do you folks in the US create foods that are like crack, before sending them over to us?! (Seriously, I'm expecting Twinkies to pop back up soon. We also have a Krispy Krack store popping up next year)
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        • #19
          I love rock lobster buns!
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          • #20
            Quoth fireheart View Post
            But still....is it just me or do you folks in the US create foods that are like crack, before sending them over to us?! (Seriously, I'm expecting Twinkies to pop back up soon. We also have a Krispy Krack store popping up next year)
            I think it's the second option. In the past week, I read an article about the North American obesity epidemic, and it touched on the issue of food processing companies hiring scientists (can't recall what the particular discipline was called) to develop the proper combination of sugar, fat, and salt (3 nutrients that were either highly necessary for energy, or signaled that fruit was properly ripe but not yet overripe and rotting, for our prehistoric ancestors, and which evolution therefore programmed us to crave) that would produce "food crack".

            As an aside, meat candy (a.k.a. bacon) always contains fat and salt, and frequently contains some sugars (such as maple). Could this be why a certain puppy-pony is so fond of it?
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