I just had to post this.

[ThePhoneGoddess]

It got me in trouble at work for laughing too loud.

It's from the Darwin awards website. Not a death, but an event that if fatal, would have catapulted this guy to the top of the Darwin awards easily.

Stirring Up The Wasp's Nest

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[lordlundar]

I think the best part of it is that the wasps would have simply died out eventually anyway.

[Becks]

Like it has been said, being smart doesn't mean you have common sense.

[Bright_Star]

That's a classic example of book smarts but no common sense whatsoever.

[MystyGlyttyr]

Why didn't he just slap some duct tape over the mouth of the vacuum and then turn it off really quick? That always works for ants in my bedroom.

...then again, I'm using a shop vac, and ants are not traditionally angry and stingy...

[Gawdzillers]

I liked the one about the young women who attempted to change the tire on their SUV. Same section if you want to check it out.
The gist of it is that two girls decided to change a flat on their SUV, and they put the jack on the underside of the passenger floorboard. The girl changing said tire had her legs OUTSTRETCHED DIRECTLY UNDER THE CAR.

You can guess what happens next.