What's Your Ghetto Name, Yo?

[BookstoreEscapee]

My real name = Fallopian Ice
(I get the same thing using my first and middle names...)

BookstoreEscapee = Bookmaster Teapot, Yo
(hehe, Bookmaster is the name of B&N's instore computer system)

Pablo (using Ex's last name) = Fallopian Dawg
(It'd be more appropriate if he were female, though )

My cats, Stars & Stripes = Tempestuous Ice & um, Tempestuous Ice (hmmm...)

My dad = either Peeping Joe Ice or Ass Machine Ice, depending on whether I use his full first name or the shortened version...I don't know which is worse...) and if I use his family's nickname for him he is Munchi Ice

My mom = Wankmaster Ice (uh...I don't want to think of my parents with such names)

My brother = Abraham Ice

[April]

Fallopian T


Maiden name

Fallopian Wack

[Dreamstalker]

Real name: Sexxmaster Kawfi
GBRPG character name: Peeping Joe Teapot, Yo (I like this one for some bizarre reason)

[Plaidman]

Real Name: Fallopian Shizzlemah
CS Name: Fellatio Shizzlemah
Friend Name: Ass Machine Shizzlemah
DnD Name: Vivacious Wack
Friend DnD Name: Rock Hard Kool

[Palsgraf]

Real name: Rock Hard B


CS name: Ass Machine Wack


Cat's name: Ass Machine B

(Kinda funny, since she's fixed.)


13-month-old daughter's name: Toilet Duq B

(I think I'll wait 'till she's 21 before I share that little secret with her ...)


Mickey Mouse: Ass Machine Juice

(Amsuingly, this was Walt's original name for Mickey.)


And ...

WASHINGTON (Sept. 13) - Gangmaster Lobos, defending an unpopular war, ordered gradual reductions in U.S. forces in Iraq on Thursday night and said, "The more successful we are, the more American troops can return home."

[Killer Bees]

I tried my boyfriend's name and it came up as:

Fellatio Z

Which is extra funny because his last name starts with a "Z" and most people call him "Ziggy" anyway.

Word to your mother.

[freaktard]

Me: Ass Machine Jones

My wife: Abraham Cwac Cwac

OK, I'm officially tired of this.

[GingerBiscuit]

Real Name
Ass Machine B
CS name
Gangmaster Ice

[justZu]

CS name:
Stim-U-L8 Z

Real name:
Doctor Z