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  • how would you spend a trillion dollars

    OK, found this really cool website... it lets you decide how to spend $1trillion dollars... it sounds so easy until you start actually doing it

    clicky clicky

    edit- fixed it, and Fenrus, you suck.
    Last edited by smileyeagle1021; 10-28-2008, 02:54 PM. Reason: I don't know how to copy and paste
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  • #2
    You fail! First link goes to Failblog. :P

    before you fix it, it goes to here!
    Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.

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    • #3
      Bah, too many limitations to be effective.

      I'd easily max it out on useful projects like feeding the poor and stimulating their economy.
      I AM the evil bastard!
      A+ Certified IT Technician

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      • #4
        Easy, pay off some of America's National Debt.
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #5
          This would be easier if they didn't limit the number of kids I could feed to 999. Having to do that several times gets annoying.

          The U.S. debt is more than 1 trillion dollars. It would feed a bunch of starving kids for a few years though.
          How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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          • #6
            But if you're looking for the fastest way to get rid of it, the US National Debt is the way to go.
            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

            Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

            Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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            • #7
              But the 1 trillion wouldn't be enough.
              I AM the evil bastard!
              A+ Certified IT Technician

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              • #8
                Quoth lordlundar View Post
                But the 1 trillion wouldn't be enough.
                That's why you pay off Canada's debt.
                Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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                • #9
                  They do need more things to choose from.
                  Under The Moon Paranormal Research
                  San Joaquin Valley Paranormal Research

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                  • #10
                    I put all mine into 'helping disabled veterans,' but truth be told, I wouldn't want a trillion dollars to spend. It'd take away the satisfaction of coming home knowing I'd put food on the table for my family if I had a trillion in the bank for use whenever, and I'd get bored retiring.
                    "Darling, you are a bitch. I'm joining the Navy." -Cinema Guy 4/30/2009

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                    • #11
                      Your Own Airport
                      23 Your Own Airport
                      $4,822,000,000
                      Lear Jet
                      10 Lear Jet
                      $11,595,000
                      Hollywood movie
                      10 Hollywood movie
                      $150,000,000
                      Theme Park
                      3 Theme Park
                      $3,500,000,000
                      Casino
                      2 Casino
                      $770,000,000
                      Buy the World a Coke
                      11 Buy the World a Coke
                      $6,500,000,000
                      Super Bowl ad
                      80 Super Bowl ad
                      $2,600,000
                      Jewlery
                      1099 Jewlery
                      $8,500,000
                      Something to wear
                      Something to wear
                      $1,200,000,000
                      Feed a Starving Child
                      6872 Feed a Starving Child
                      $2,160
                      Feed the Poor
                      5169 Feed the Poor
                      $1
                      Protect Tropical Forests
                      3996 Protect Tropical Forests
                      $1,500
                      House a family
                      1998 House a family
                      $60,000
                      Help Disabled Veterans
                      4002 Help Disabled Veterans
                      $10,000
                      Buy a Goat
                      3097 Buy a Goat
                      $150
                      Women's Small Business Kit
                      1009 Women's Small Business Kit
                      $40
                      Adopt a Polar Bear
                      2997 Adopt a Polar Bear
                      $100
                      The Gift of Sight.
                      2997 The Gift of Sight.
                      $33
                      Help Prevent the Next Katrina
                      Help Prevent the Next Katrina
                      $14,000,000,000
                      Levees That Can Do the Job
                      Levees That Can Do the Job
                      $40,000,000,000
                      Get On Board With Mass Transit
                      2171 Get On Board With Mass Transit
                      $150,000,000
                      Cure the Sick, Heal the Injured
                      3019 Cure the Sick, Heal the Injured
                      $41,300,000
                      Porsche 911 Turbo
                      80 Porsche 911 Turbo
                      $126,200
                      Saleen S7
                      80 Saleen S7
                      $395,000
                      Bentley Azure Convertible Mulliner
                      80 Bentley Azure Convertible Mulliner
                      $376,485
                      New York Yankees
                      New York Yankees
                      $1,200,000,000
                      New York Mets
                      New York Mets
                      $482,000,000
                      Washington Redskins
                      Washington Redskins
                      $1,100,000,000
                      New England Patriots
                      New England Patriots
                      $861,000,000
                      Every NFL Franchise
                      Every NFL Franchise
                      $8,600,000,000
                      Honolulu estate
                      Honolulu estate
                      $7,999,000
                      Dracula's Castle
                      Dracula's Castle
                      $140,000,000
                      Mansion in Beverly Hills
                      6 Mansion in Beverly Hills
                      $165,000,000
                      Winery in Napa Valley
                      10 Winery in Napa Valley
                      $34,000,000
                      Air Force One
                      50 Air Force One
                      $325,595,000
                      Yacht
                      100 Yacht
                      $100,000,000
                      Manhattan Townhouse
                      50 Manhattan Townhouse
                      $18,000,000
                      Jackson Pollack painting
                      6 Jackson Pollack painting
                      $142,700,000
                      Picasso painting
                      50 Picasso painting
                      $113,400,000
                      South Pacific Island
                      80 South Pacific Island
                      $38,900,000
                      Oil Company
                      13 Oil Company
                      $16,400,000,000
                      Chewing Gum
                      Chewing Gum
                      $23,000,000,000
                      Bottle of wine
                      1009 Bottle of wine
                      $160,000
                      Race Track
                      5 Race Track
                      $340,000,000
                      Now what am I going to do with 3000 polar bears?
                      "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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                      • #12
                        Quoth lordlundar View Post
                        But the 1 trillion wouldn't be enough.
                        That's why in my original post it says some.

                        Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                        That's why you pay off Canada's debt.
                        Canada has a National Debt? Why?
                        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                          Canada has a National Debt? Why?
                          For a reason I will not mention here.
                          I AM the evil bastard!
                          A+ Certified IT Technician

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                          • #14
                            Lord Lundar, are you in Canadaland? Did you have something to do with it? Was a deathray involved?

                            *taps foot*

                            I'm waiting for answers Bub.
                            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                            Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                            Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                            • #15
                              Well, there's no "Buy WWE" option, so I bought about five movies instead to approximate the cost. (Now I own Rey Mysterio and Matt Hardy. You guys will never see me again.) Then I filled in like, 100 each of all the charitable ones except the polar bear thing. Because I don't like bears.

                              So, I only spent about 80 billion before I got bored. So I bought an airport and now I'll convert the rest into 100 dollar bills (or the country I hit that day's equivalent) and throw them out of a plane every day over a different part of the world every day. Wheeeee.
                              "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."

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