NotAlwaysRight Stories

[Ironclad Alibi]

People are such sheep. They grab onto the latest trend and apply it to everything. Unless you're wearing clothing woven from shredded wheat or just dumped a bag of flour all over yourself, there is no way you could have gluten in your clothing.

There was a time when dresses were made from flour sacks.

[catcul]

People are such sheep. They grab onto the latest trend and apply it to everything.

I'll bet she wanted shoes without high fructose corn syrup.

[XCashier]

This woman got bitch taxed.

AFAIK, textile manufacturers do not add gluten to clothing.

People are such sheep. They grab onto the latest trend and apply it to everything. Unless you're wearing clothing woven from shredded wheat or just dumped a bag of flour all over yourself, there is no way you could have gluten in your clothing.

“A rude woman who thinks she knows more than my employees just bought us lunch.”

Oh yeah. And nothing tastes better than a lunch bought with a bitch tax.

[catcul]

This woman got bitch taxed.

AFAIK, textile manufacturers do not add gluten to clothing.

[catcul]

I don't think a cleaning service will help with all of that. Unfortunately, this reminds me of some of the sucky customers on this forum. I know the "customer" is desperate, but what he expects from a cleaning service is completely unrealistic.

[Argus]

I had a few "accidents" of that nature.

I am reminded of one incident in a webcomic: http://megatokyo.com/strip/177

[wolfie]

When will these assholes learn that it is NOT acceptable to grab a server's butt/thigh/breast/whatever?

[mathnerd]

Thankfully I wasn't working at a hotel when something similar happened. When I was waitressing I had a customer grab my ass when I was at their table to ask if they wanted more coffee. He wore the remainder of the fresh pot of coffee...my hand slipped

Long ago, back when I was skinny, I was a Hooters girl. I had a few "accidents" of that nature.

[OneMoreTime]

Thankfully I wasn't working at a hotel when something similar happened. When I was waitressing I had a customer grab my ass when I was at their table to ask if they wanted more coffee. He wore the remainder of the fresh pot of coffee...my hand slipped

A similar thing happened to me when I was a waitress. A customer put his hand up on my thigh. I informed the customer that he shouldn't do that because it might startle me and I might spill the coffee pot on his lap. I told my manager what he said and my reply, and my manager said "Well, accidents happen!"
I loved him.

[KuariKaydrith]

I hope this doesn't happen to any of those here.

http://notalwaysright.com/day-one-fi...dnapping/44871

Thankfully I wasn't working at a hotel when something similar happened. When I was waitressing I had a customer grab my ass when I was at their table to ask if they wanted more coffee. He wore the remainder of the fresh pot of coffee...my hand slipped

[Capt Jack Sparrow]

I hope this doesn't happen to any of those here.

http://notalwaysright.com/day-one-fi...dnapping/44871

[catcul]

Oops!

Husband:
Wife:
Waiter:
Me:

Red Light Bulb Moment - The Comic
Red Light Bulb Moment - The Original Story

[catcul]

Looks like the fish dodged a bullet.

This woman made two mistakes:
1. She was trying to buy a live animal as a gift.
2. She was going to leave a live animal in her car for four hours in very hot weather.

That makes me angry.

[Jay 2K Winger]

How do you stop those "that's illegal" sucktomers?

Quote chapter and verse of the law at them.

[catcul]

Sometimes, you do have to be a sucky customer or coworker to get someone to do their job correctly. Call the other number !