For the ladies: meet your dream man

[TTAZ]

This guy couldn't fit all his requirements for a life partner on an ad so he launched an entire website.

www.findingmygoddess.com

Let's just say, my inner goddess laughed her divine butt off.

[edible_hat]

403 forbidden

must be because I'm male.

[Antisocial_Worker]

It pains me deeply to know that someone somewhere out there looked at all those requirements and read the blather and thought, "Hawt. There's me a may-un!

If you ask me, this guy has a serious, almost terminal, case of bloaty head.

(If you recognize the video game from which that ailment hails, I need to take you to a nice restaurant to feed you something fattening as appreciation.)

[ShadedWings]

Wow.

Just..... wow.

[morgana]

This guy is either the second coming of Buddha, or so full of shit you can smell him from orbit.

Guess which I think it is?

[iradney]

Hang on, he has a laundry list of requirements, and then says he doesn't want to control her?
WTF?

My list of stuff I look for in a man is short:
Smart
Honest
Trustworthy
Funny
Great butt

He's going to be sorely disappointed :/

[tropicsgoddess]

Sheesh, and I thought I was picky in my single days. This guy has a freaking book on the kind of woman he wants!

[Nyoibo]

Umm... Ok then.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Tsh, any woman who fills all those requirements is too damn good for him. XD

My list is much shorter: non-smoker, animal lover, reasonably neat, not morbidly obese, and of an extreme height in either direction.

[Lil Bunny]

Ahem, just fell out of the chair...

If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!!

[AccountingDrone]

Hang on, he has a laundry list of requirements, and then says he doesn't want to control her?
WTF?

My list of stuff I look for in a man is short:
Smart
Honest
Trustworthy
Funny
Great butt

He's going to be sorely disappointed :/

Sorry, mrDrone is married already

[TTAZ]

The serious side of me wants to compse a well thought out treatise on why his personal ad/website is more suitable to a cult leader than a potential life partner. I might also throw in my thoughts on how the ability to beget life is the core of a woman's "goddess nature" and by his having had a vasectomy and being able to withhold ejaculate indefinitely (*snort!*) he is not equipped to be able to "worship at the altar of woman".

Then the pragmatic side of me says, "Dude, you ain't good-lookin' and you ain't rich, you're going to be honing the fine art of Tantric Palm for the rest of your weird little life chasing the LIGHT".

[ShadedWings]

Ahem, just fell out of the chair...

My brain sputtered and died on that one.

[BookstoreEscapee]

and you ain't rich,

But, he's "on the brink of a large-scale financial success"!!

He's gonna revolutionize the computer industry... or somethin'...I dunno, I stopped reading ...

[RecoveringKinkoid]

"She loves others unconditionally, meaning that even if they impose a "condition" of rejecting or betraying or harming her, she keeps loving them anyway.... her mature love cannot sour into hatred."

In other words, you won't walk if he starts treating you like shit or slapping you around.

Got it.

I love how she has to be "hot' and "turn heads." He does not fit that description by a long shot, yet this "perfect gentleman" requires a woman be "hot". Fascinating. "Perfect gentleman" also bangs on about how she must submit to his so called "chivalry."

Wow.

Yeah, good luck with all that, dude. I'm going to to go take a shower now.

Also, TTAZ, don't bother. You ain't gonna teach that guy anything, he's beyond help. It would be like wrestling a pig...you just get dirty and then start realizing the pig's enjoying it.