For the ladies: meet your dream man

[Miyon]

"The sound of his voice, his words, his appearance, the way he looks at her, his powerful mind, his radiant heart, his intense sexuality, his confidence, his poise, and his very presence.... weaken her knees, fill her stomach with butterflies, send shivers up her spine, make her heart pound, overwhelm her with desire, and make her VERY wet."

This is where I stopped reading, and omg ewww

[Nyoibo]

That's stupid chicks with short hair are hot.

[BethB]

Uh....ew! He requires all that crap from his woman. But what about what she would require? Oh that's right...she must just stand there like a pretty little decoration. And if she has some little "flaws", she must fix them...FOR HIM! I like my "flaws" just the way they are, thank you. I imagine this guy will be alone for a looooong time. But I did laugh thinking he may actually find this woman and she would want him as well. Also, like some others, I detected a hint of control freak. She best not eat that doughnut for fear of increasing her waistline. Or that cheeseburger because that's against his rules. And she can never have a practical haircut because short hair is against his rules too.

[sms001]

Wow.

I'll hunt around a bit and see if I can find the site of the woman who was every bit as nit-picky. She was intertubes famous for a bit and makes for some hilarious reading as well.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

But, he's "on the brink of a large-scale financial success"!!

He's gonna revolutionize the computer industry... or somethin'...I dunno, I stopped reading ...

IOW, his brain capacity will fit on the head of a pin.

He can take that "laundry list" and shove it sideways . . . without any K-Y. Ain't no way I could meet all those qualifications and I'm still TOO GOOD for his control-freakazoid assets (that he probably doesn't even have.)

[Bella_Vixen]

That has got to be fake.

[Gravekeeper]

Oh my God.

My first impression upon seeing him was this is a man who owns a van, has candy and lives near a school zone.

"Copyright © 2008 by The Angelic Realm of Intellectual Substance, all rights reserved. Copyright includes all text and images within this web site."

Just wow. -.-

This guy is either the second coming of Buddha

This guy is pretty much slapping the Eightfold Path with the wet end.

Sides, Buddha don't come back, that's the whole point of being Buddha. ^^

[Thuringwethyl]

I started laughing out loud halfway through. Good luck with that, buddy!

[Anriana]

58 year old who refers to the woman he wants as a girl. Oh my.

I also liked that he explicitly does not like Scientologists but also doesn't like women who use psychiatric drugs.

[TTAZ]

Also, TTAZ, don't bother. You ain't gonna teach that guy anything, he's beyond help. It would be like wrestling a pig...you just get dirty and then start realizing the pig's enjoying it.

Oh goodness, I know that. I have my own little Man Nightmare going on still with Deadbeat Von Babydaddy. I'm trying very hard not to stoop to his level of maturity by doing a Happy Ass Dance (tm) in his face while singing a little ditty about seeing him in court and how he'll get to be Bubba's Girl if he doesn't pay his child support.

So you see, I'm too busy to waste my fine words on the Tantric Palm.

Ohm.

[BookstoreEscapee]

"She loves others unconditionally, meaning that even if they impose a "condition" of rejecting or betraying or harming her, she keeps loving them anyway.... her mature love cannot sour into hatred."

In other words, you won't walk if when he starts treating you like shit or slapping you around.

Fixed that for you.

Most people who exhibit that kind of "mature love" are hating themselves and think they deserve nothing better.

When she gets angry or hurt or sad or upset, it does not last too long.... or, if it is lasting, she turns inward and works on herself until she finds peace again.

Read: won't call me on my bullshit.

But if you get to know me, I will make you laugh and laugh and laugh! Seriously!

Well, he's right, he did make me laugh and laugh and laugh...

[RecoveringKinkoid]

"She loves others unconditionally, meaning that even if they impose a "condition" of rejecting or betraying or harming her, she keeps loving them anyway.... her mature love cannot sour into hatred."

In other words, you won't walk if he starts treating you like shit or slapping you around.

Got it.

I love how she has to be "hot' and "turn heads." He does not fit that description by a long shot, yet this "perfect gentleman" requires a woman be "hot". Fascinating. "Perfect gentleman" also bangs on about how she must submit to his so called "chivalry."

Wow.

Yeah, good luck with all that, dude. I'm going to to go take a shower now.

Also, TTAZ, don't bother. You ain't gonna teach that guy anything, he's beyond help. It would be like wrestling a pig...you just get dirty and then start realizing the pig's enjoying it.

[BookstoreEscapee]

and you ain't rich,

But, he's "on the brink of a large-scale financial success"!!

He's gonna revolutionize the computer industry... or somethin'...I dunno, I stopped reading ...

[ShadedWings]

Ahem, just fell out of the chair...

My brain sputtered and died on that one.

[TTAZ]

The serious side of me wants to compse a well thought out treatise on why his personal ad/website is more suitable to a cult leader than a potential life partner. I might also throw in my thoughts on how the ability to beget life is the core of a woman's "goddess nature" and by his having had a vasectomy and being able to withhold ejaculate indefinitely (*snort!*) he is not equipped to be able to "worship at the altar of woman".

Then the pragmatic side of me says, "Dude, you ain't good-lookin' and you ain't rich, you're going to be honing the fine art of Tantric Palm for the rest of your weird little life chasing the LIGHT".