For the ladies: meet your dream man

[AccountingDrone]

Hang on, he has a laundry list of requirements, and then says he doesn't want to control her?
WTF?

My list of stuff I look for in a man is short:
Smart
Honest
Trustworthy
Funny
Great butt

He's going to be sorely disappointed :/

Sorry, mrDrone is married already

[Lil Bunny]

Ahem, just fell out of the chair...

If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!!

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Tsh, any woman who fills all those requirements is too damn good for him. XD

My list is much shorter: non-smoker, animal lover, reasonably neat, not morbidly obese, and of an extreme height in either direction.

[Nyoibo]

Umm... Ok then.

[tropicsgoddess]

Sheesh, and I thought I was picky in my single days. This guy has a freaking book on the kind of woman he wants!

[iradney]

Hang on, he has a laundry list of requirements, and then says he doesn't want to control her?
WTF?

My list of stuff I look for in a man is short:
Smart
Honest
Trustworthy
Funny
Great butt

He's going to be sorely disappointed :/

[morgana]

This guy is either the second coming of Buddha, or so full of shit you can smell him from orbit.

Guess which I think it is?

[ShadedWings]

Wow.

Just..... wow.

[Antisocial_Worker]

It pains me deeply to know that someone somewhere out there looked at all those requirements and read the blather and thought, "Hawt. There's me a may-un!

If you ask me, this guy has a serious, almost terminal, case of bloaty head.

(If you recognize the video game from which that ailment hails, I need to take you to a nice restaurant to feed you something fattening as appreciation.)

[edible_hat]

403 forbidden

must be because I'm male.

[TTAZ]

This guy couldn't fit all his requirements for a life partner on an ad so he launched an entire website.

www.findingmygoddess.com

Let's just say, my inner goddess laughed her divine butt off.