Better Vampires Are Coming - No More Sparkles!

[AdminAssistant]

And are that any other classic works that need to be rewritten in the same manner?

Romeo and Juliet and Flesh Eating Bacteria?

[CaroPhoenix]

See, Romeo and Juliet should have a sequel. But that's too easy as Romeo & Juliet would be the zombies!

[AdminAssistant]

See, Romeo and Juliet should have a sequel. But that's too easy as Romeo & Juliet would be the zombies!

Actually someone HAS written a sequel called After Juliet that, well, sucks.

[Bella_Vixen]

On a side note. There are no Twilight vampires. Vampires do not live in the woods eating deer. They do not sparkle. Therefore the creatures in twilight must be giant faries.

Vampires do not swear stripper dust.

I almost pulled a muscle, I laughed so hard!

[RayvenQ]

There is a very notable classic awaiting to be part of this series, but what would it be titled?

War and Peace and Cthulhu?

War and Peace and Leviathan?

War and Peace and Skeletons?

War and Peace and Cujo?

I'm not sure what sounds right. Any suggestions?

And are that any other classic works that need to be rewritten in the same manner?

War and Peace and how I learned to love the bomb.

[Ironclad Alibi]

There is a very notable classic awaiting to be part of this series, but what would it be titled?

War and Peace and ????

I was discussing this at dinner the other night, and someone came up with the perfect title:

War and Peace and Werewolves.

[AccountingDrone]

I was discussing this at dinner the other night, and someone came up with the perfect title:

War and Peace and Werewolves.

This works ... so instead of tossing someone off the troika to the pack of wolves, it is to a pack of werewolves =)