Sex Toys for the Rich!

[fireheart]

http://www.cracked.com/article_19488...ch-creepy.html

Yet another Cracked.com article. And oh so VERY wrong....

Also definitely NSFW!

[Iseeyouthere]

I feel... unclean...

[tropicsgoddess]

The jade cock ring seems tame compared to the others...but the Thrill Hammer...omg...don't wanna know.

[PepperElf]

Well the cufflinks also represent something else too.

[naughty](the ring at the end is a bondage symbol, somewhat based on "Story Of O"... )[/naughty] or at least that's the first thing it makes me think of

[Slayer]

Hahaha. I lol-ed at the horse tail. I got an interesting mental image out of that

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I can see somebody giving their sister the diamond-encrusted dildo for their birthday . . .

Too funny there . . .

[Lady Legira]

A diamond encrusted whip handle would be far to uncomfortable to hold for long.

Is it bad that was the first thing I thought of when I saw that

[dalesys]

I can see somebody giving their sister the diamond-encrusted dildo for their birthday . . .

Too funny there . . .

You're such a hard one, you need a diamond studded drill...

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Yeah, I saw that last night on my nightly reading of Cracked. All I can say is I thought the same thing as the writer, when he said he sure hoped the diamonds were NOT on the business end.

That made me cross my legs. Geeze.

And if you need to have whatever you're jamming up your ass to be gold plated, then maybe you ought to take some of that expendable cash you got laying around and invest in a good therapist.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

You're such a hard one, you need a diamond studded drill...

I think Lynda Josephine has one of those already. But then she's the same one who took a mannequin of her late grandfather and not only animated it so it could talk but also operate by remote control.

We won't even discuss the Thrill Hammer . . . unless you can come up with one that can be discreetly hidden inside furniture or maybe the bottom of a car seat.

[PepperElf]

We won't even discuss the Thrill Hammer . . . unless you can come up with one that can be discreetly hidden inside furniture or maybe the bottom of a car seat.

Thrill hammer you say?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Thrill hammer you say?

I was thinking more in line of something similar to this.

[Der Cute]

The gold tickler and the hairdos under it made me bust up laughing.

But I will say - solid metals/solid smooth surfaces = easy to clean. Shoot- a bath tub! It's porcelain! Easy to clean.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

The gold tickler and the hairdos under it made me bust up laughing.

But I will say - solid metals/solid smooth surfaces = easy to clean. Shoot- a bath tub! It's porcelain! Easy to clean.

That's definitely one advantage of metal.

Another one, I'd think, would be that they would last longer and would be more sanitary as a general rule with regular cleaning.

I'm no expert, but just making a guess at it.