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  • #16
    A Tesco burger walks into a bar.
    "A pint, please" says the burger.
    "I can't hear you" says the barman.
    "I'm sorry" says the burger, "I'm a little bit horse."


    Tesco burgers are okay, but I prefer My Lidl Pony.
    "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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    • #17
      Tesco burgers, low in salt high in Shergar.


      Apparently, if you eat Tesco burgers, they give you the trots.


      I was in the Tesco Cafe ordering my food and the waitress asked if I wanted anything on it, so I said I would have a fiver each way.
      People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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      • #18
        I like my burgers with dressage on the side.
        "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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        • #19
          Friendship is Dinner.

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          • #20
            Seabiscuit & biscuits.
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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            • #21
              I think someone may be sending me death threats; this morning, I woke up with a Tesco burger on my pillow. O_o
              People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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              • #22
                Ever heard of the expression "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"? Time for a Tesco burger.
                Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                • #23
                  I was looking up the news story and found a collection of jokes that people have made about this... and the funniest one is a tweet from someone that said:

                  "Traces of zebra found in Tesco bar codes."
                  "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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                  • #24
                    In other news, stock prices on the company that makes these burgers for tesco are said to be stable.
                    I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                    • #25
                      If you think horse meat’s bad, wait until you try Tesco’s veggie burgers. They’re made of genuine uniQuorn.

                      A motorist gets pulled over by a police officer, who asks him to blow into a breathalyser. The machine beeps.
                      ‘I’m sorry Sir,’ says the officer. ‘You’re over the limit. Can you tell me what you have had tonight?’
                      ‘Nothing Officer,’ replies the man. ‘Just a burger from Tesco.’
                      ‘That explains it,’ says the policeman. ‘I knew I could smell Red Rum.’

                      They’ve found horse meat in Tesco burgers? It’s an unbridled disaster.
                      People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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                      • #26
                        You would think that when they started the running the ads for the 'Quarter Horse Pounder".
                        people would notice.
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                        • #27
                          Heehee . . .just goes to show how deadly it can be for one to horse around in Tesco, doesn't it?
                          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                          • #28
                            Yeah... horseplay is dangerous there! XD



                            People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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                            • #29
                              I'm braying about this being back in the news...

                              http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...y-8489030.html

                              <Yamaryu> their burgers *shades* taste like ass

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                              • #30
                                What a load of ass holes. XD
                                People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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