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  • Dear Rads,

    You go girl!

    Encouragingly,
    Rummy

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    • Dear darling Athena-kitty,

      I know you were spooked by the CD's falling over. It's your own fault they were so precarious, since you like to sleep with your head pressed against the pile. But it's not your fault the wind is so bad today. It's also your fault for being so cute that I had to pick you up.

      I don't blame you for the four puncture marks and two scratches on my right hand, nor for the deep puncture on my left arm. I don't hate you, darling kitty, please don't run from me.

      Much hugs and love,
      Mommy

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      • (Not so) Dear Nephews--

        You have a number of people rather pissed at the two of you for flaking out today (2 different reasons, no less). You should have said something yesterday.



        --Your favorite aunt



        ************************************************** ****

        Dear Mom, Fave Big Brother, Bear, and Young Jacob--

        Thanks for all the help today!

        With Love--

        --me
        I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

        Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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        • Dear Mother;

          If you were any more insane than you already are, I'm afraid we'd have to have you committed. As it is, I'm tempted to do so, anyway.

          --Me

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          Dear Father;

          I have absolutely NO idea how you've been able to put-up with her for 38 years or however long it's been. You must have the tolerance of a SAINT.

          Better you than me;

          --Your Son
          "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
          --StanFlouride

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          • Dear Sailor Jerry's Rum and Boost aka Drink A Toast,

            You two are wonderful together!

            *hic*
            Rummy

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            • Dear lungs,

              Please start working correctly.

              Mono


              Dear SO.

              I do love and adore you. But I have been feeling like you have not been there for me lately. It hurts that I have only seen you in passing this week. I wanted you there with me this morning but sleep was more important it seems.

              I do need to warn you. If your not going to be there for me I WILL find someone who will.

              Lonely
              mono.
              My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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              • Dear Mummy,

                That two pack of pee sticks you left quite obviously on the kitchen table better not be for me.

                ...

                Damn it, now I'm paranoid.

                (Pretty sure) Not preggo,

                Your only daughter

                ---

                Dear Dane,

                When I tell Mummy I am not preggo, please do not make faces and mouth "she's lying" behind my back. While you may be trying to amuse yourself, it. Is. Not Funny. If I didn't love you so much, you'd wake up with pointy objects pointed at your dong. Seriously.

                Irritated,

                Your wife who's going to use the pee sticks just to prove you all wrong

                ---

                Dear Brother 3,

                Shut up. I told you not to come over at 3, so it's your own damn fault you walked in on my phone job. Not that it's your business, but yes, the Dane knows; no, he doesn't care; and to be honest, it amuses him for reasons I don't even understand, but I'm pretty sure it's his Danish heritage kicking in.

                When you start signing my checks or paying my bills, then you can tell me what to do. Otherwise, STFU.

                No love,

                Your very-pissed off sister

                ---

                Dear the rest of the family,

                Let the above letter be a warning. If I say not to come over at a certain time, then don't.

                And also, stop discussing baby names. Not funny.

                Damn it I'm going to pee on those sticks,

                Me

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                • Dear goldaries

                  Dare ya to get the Dane to pee on one

                  Regards,
                  Rads

                  Dear gold's family

                  Leave the poor thing alone!

                  Rads
                  The report button - not just for decoration

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                  • Dear Rad's SO:

                    Stop being stupid and marry her already! If 5 years isn't enough time to know you want to be with her, then TELL HER what's going through your mind so she can decide what to do!

                    No love.

                    Persephone



                    Dear Rads:

                    *HUGS* That's all I can say.

                    Persephone




                    Dear MotherNotRum and FatherNotRum (and Mr. Rum too):

                    YOU SUCK.

                    That is all.

                    No Love

                    A friend of Rummy's




                    Dear Mono:

                    Stick up for yourself and take care of yourself and that baby. That's what's important now. I hope he comes around. I had to have a "Come to Jesus" sit down with Hubby back when he first got his job and I was pregnant with Daughter. It turned him around. There's a very good quote that I try to remember: "The work will wait for you to show the child a rainbow. The rainbow won't wait for you to finish the work." Family is the most important thing of all.

                    I'll keep my fingers crossed.

                    *HUG*

                    Persephone



                    Dear Rummy and Child Rum,

                    Hang in there.

                    Persephone
                    I am Wolverine.............and Wolverine does not do high kicks.

                    He was a hero to me....and heroes are not supposed to die.

                    Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw!

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                    • Dear Rummy and Persephone

                      It's gonna happen Don't know the deets, but it's gonna happen!!!

                      Love,
                      Rads

                      PS Dear Rummy, give Child Rum a squishie from me, K?
                      The report button - not just for decoration

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                      • Dear Rads:

                        YAY!!! *does a happy dance*

                        Let us know.

                        Persephone
                        I am Wolverine.............and Wolverine does not do high kicks.

                        He was a hero to me....and heroes are not supposed to die.

                        Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw!

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                        • Quoth iradney View Post
                          Dear goldaries

                          Dare ya to get the Dane to pee on one

                          Regards,
                          Rads
                          Unfortunately, the "if I have to pee on one, so do you!" didn't fly. He just gave me a very weird look and went back to feeding his face.
                          .
                          Dear gold's family

                          Leave the poor thing alone!

                          Rads
                          Unfortunately, that will continue until next week. One's positive, one's negative. Trip to the doctor is in order.

                          ---

                          Dear Dane,

                          The giggling? 'Twas not appreciated. That is all.

                          Currently searching for pointy objects,

                          your devoted wife

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                          • Dear Mr. Becks--

                            Some things to remember:

                            *You are not always invited to my place. You drive me insane, and sometimes I just plain don't like you.

                            *Knock when you come over. I *always* knock when I come over to your place, even when I'm expected.

                            *Stay out of my bedroom. I don't care if you are looking for the kittens. I will look for them in there, OK? I never go into your's and Becks' room when I'm at your place.

                            *You aren't funny. Just shut up already.

                            GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

                            --the bitch related to your fiance
                            I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                            Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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                            • Dear Child Rum,

                              You're going to have to learn how to play nicely with the cat. If you do not, I'll have to find him a nice new home and then I'll be like this: all the time.

                              Tiredly,
                              Mommy
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                              Dear Dr. P.,

                              You are awesome. Child Rum is now apologizing for not sitting and letting you put drops in her eyes.

                              Good thing no part of her eye was scratched.

                              Thank-you,
                              Child Rum's very tired Mommy
                              -----------------------------------------------------
                              Dear Front Desk Person at the eye doctor's office,

                              Yes my daughter has Autism.

                              Yes my daughter is very social.

                              Autism =/= being not social.

                              Not all children with Autism are like Dustin Hoffman's Rainman character,
                              Rummy
                              Last edited by CaroPhoenix; 07-17-2009, 12:06 PM.

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                              • Dear everyone,

                                Doc has decided after running about a million tests that it has to be the baby. Usually it happens gradually but for some reason it was sudden for me. Have been put on limited activities. no cleaning, no cooking, no shopping unless small trips. as for work he is going to take it as a week by week thing. Today I reached 35 weeks. woo.

                                Also the contractions stopped yesterday.

                                Still out of breath
                                mono
                                My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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