Dear....

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Monica,

I'm sorry for your loss.

No words can describe the feelings I'm having right now.

Know that you and your daughter are in my prayers even as I write this letter. My thoughts are with you also.

You are a strong woman, and I know you will get through this.

If you need any help, please, call me, fax me, e-mail me, send smoke signals if you have to.

All my love,
Rummy
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Dear Hal,

I know you didn't mean to die.

I mean, I seriously doubt you wrote on your To Do List: "Have a cardiac event, be declared brain dead".

But right now, I'm a mess. Crying and depressed. Angry at the unfairness of it all.

I can barely see my screen right now as I type this.

Why did you have to die?

You were too young!

Love,
Rummy

[RootedPhoenix]

Dear Rummy, Bella, and everybody else mourning special ones,

*hugs, gummy worms, and more hugs*

--RP

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear RP,

Thank you for the hugs and gummy worms.

I think I'm doing a little better today.

I think I'm still in shock.


Rummy

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear everyone--

HUGS!!!!!!!!!

--Bella

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Monica,

I'll try to find bells to wear at Hal's memorial service on Saturday (3/13).

Love,
Rummy

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Boss,

Your son is absolutely adorable. I'll forgive you for the name.

-me

[RetailWorkhorse]

Dear Boardmembers,

Hi. I'm back.

-RW


Dear Dad,

Leave my squishy alone. Yes, I'm aware I'm "too old" for plushies, let alone unicorn plushies. So if I'm too old for plushies, why do YOU keep taking it and going to sleep watching TV with it?

Your Son,
Ar-Dubya


Dear US Government,

Can I be a pirate when I grow up?

-A Random Citizen

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Dear Clearance Swamp SCs:

Please to be leaving the furniture displays alone today? We have a big audit tomorrow and pull tags are one of the things that will be checked. I would appreciate it ever so much if you'd keep your grubby paws off everything so I don't get blamed for any pull tag counts that might be off because you were tossing them around like a monkey flinging poo.

After the auditors are gone, you can go back to trashing everything as you normally do.

Pretty pretty please with sugar on top,
Irv.
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Dear Irv:

It's cute how you think the SCs will read and react accordingly to the above letter.

Realistically yours,
Irv

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Monica,

I made a necklace and earrings with jingle bells.

You'll be able to hear me when I get to the memorial service.


Love,
Rummy

[Sunsetsky]

Dear Job,
I hate you.

Sincerely Not-So Sunny

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Black Shift Dress,

Fortunately Miss Monica doesn't want us to wear all black to Hal's memorial service. Since you're too tight, I won't be wearing you and will be returning you to the store. I'm keeping the shoes I bought though. They're cute!

Sorry about that,
Rummy
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Dear Monica,

No all black and bells ... just for you!

Love,
Rummy

[trailerparkmedic]

Dear Rum,



--TPM


Dear Bridezilla who used to be a friend,

Please calm down. The wedding will be fine. You only have to keep it togther for a few more days. And no, I DO NOT WANT TO BUY MORE MARY KAY.

--An Exhausted Bridesmaid

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear TPM,

Thank you for the hugs.

Right now, I'm fine. Tomorrow, I'll be fine. Heck, even Friday, when I'm on my date with Mr. Rum, I'll be fine.

I don't think I'll be fine on Saturday.


Rummy

[fireheart]

Dear family,

I've had it. I think the only thing that will help us recover as a family as a whole and help rebuild trust is one simple thing: family counselling. If it works and it you're willing to fork out for it. Since I paint myself as a saint in my counselling sessions according to all of you, since I'm the victim and everyone else is bad and evil in the world....

Suicide has been tempting, since I'm the liar and the evil one. at least then you won't have to worry about me causing MORE problems. CHances are, you won't even read the fact sheets I gave you guys.

[hinakiba777]

Dear Student Loan People,

I understand that you need a lot of information so that you can process my loan. However, in the past I have received several thousand dollars from you and you have not asked for this much information before giving it. This year is the first year that I have to buy my own groceries, and the 700+ dollars you owe me would go a long way in keeping me from starving. It is almost the end of the semester and I still have no money. On Monday I will send out the latest piece of information you asked for, transcripts from 2007, and hopefully you will be content enough with this to give me my money. I only have 6 weeks left of the semester including exams.

I'm kind of starving over here;
Hina