Dear....

[Amethyst Hunter]

H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks NO.

But we have meat. And cookies. Come to the dark side...

- Contemplating throwing on another blanket,
AH

[Becks]

Dear Lizziebeff,

Thanks for lending us your car for a few days.

You are beyond awesome.

Love,

Becks

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Dear Mommy,

Thanks for bumming me a few smokey treats.

Love,

Becks

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Dear pizza that fell on the floor,

You suck. Luckily I had just enough time to make another one, eat, change and get to work on time.

Grrrrrrrrrrr,

Me

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Dear me,


GO TO BED!!!!!!!

Gotta see The Toys tomorrow.

Tired,

me

[SorryIsGoodEnough]

Dear Brother:

I don't care if True Blood is vampire porn. I've expanded my Benjamin Linus fanclub into being a Ben Linus/Bill Compton fanclub. You can't change that. Don't judge me!

Power is sexy. Learn it, and maybe you won't be a virgin for the rest of your life.

Lovingly,
Your Eldest Sister

[RetailWorkhorse]

But we have meat. And cookies. Come to the dark side...

- Contemplating throwing on another blanket,
AH

Dear Ame,

Meat...............meeeeeeaaaaatbaaaaaalllllzzzzzz zz.

Tempting, oh so tempting.....I can't! It's too cold!

-Hiding under the warm covers,
RW

I don't care if True Blood is vampire porn.

Dear SIGE,

True Blood? .....Tanya Huff?

PASS IT!

-RW-who-wants-more-vampire-porn-dammit

[SorryIsGoodEnough]

Dear RW,

The HBO adaptation of True Blood.

<3

[RetailWorkhorse]

Dear SIGE,

YES!

-RW

Dear EQ,

I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO DOWNLOAD!

(Please see the above letter)

FETCH GIRL!

-Giddy now dammit I'll never get to sleep,
RW

[Evil Queen]

Dear RW,

Have you seen the show? Oh hell no. I'm not going to contaminate my Linux Box with poor writing/acting/boringness.

-EQ


Dear Broomy,
Your people are weird.
The Weird American,
-EQ

[iradney]

Dear RW,

Have you seen the show? Oh hell no. I'm not going to contaminate my Linux Box with poor writing/acting/boringness.

-EQ

Dear EQ

ARE YOU HIGH??? OK, granted, they buy into a lot of stereotypes, but I ADORE Lafayette and Sam...*swoooooooon*

Please don't hurt me
Rads

[RetailWorkhorse]

Dear RW,

Have you seen the show? Oh hell no. I'm not going to contaminate my Linux Box with poor writing/acting/boringness.

-EQ

Dear EQ,

Have you read the books?

Don't tell me they fucked up Huff's series. Please. It's such a good series.....okay, so they're a lot of gratuitous hot gay man sex.

Think of it as Written Panty Shots.

-RW

[Evil Queen]

Dear Rads and RW,

Just No.
-Evil Queen.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Dear EQ

ARE YOU HIGH??? OK, granted, they buy into a lot of stereotypes, but I ADORE Lafayette and Sam...*swoooooooon*

Please don't hurt me
Rads

...wait, who the heck is Lafayette and Sam?

Dear Rads and RW,

Just No.
-Evil Queen.

They really DID mess it all up, didn't they?

[Evil Queen]

Dear RW,

From what I've heard (and the one episode I saw) it's crap. But I didn't see much of it to begin with.

-EQ

[RetailWorkhorse]

Dear EQ,

....That is NOT Tanya's writing.

Uh, you get the feeling we both just screwed up?

Oops,
RW

[Evil Queen]

Dear RW,

Yeah....

-EQ

[Evil Queen]

Dear RW,

It seems the series you're wanting info on is Blood Ties, which old roommate J was obsessed with. I know first hand (nearly an entire season) that it sucks hardcore. Blech.

-EQ

Dear Rads,

I'm sorry. Please no hateing me?

-EQ