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TPBM will convince my daughter that it's not a good idea to run around the house completely naked.
"idrinkarum's Daughter! Listen here kiddo."
I approach her quietly and pull up the left side of my shirt, revealing a long white abrasion scar.
"See that? THAT'S what happens when you go running around the house improperly dressed! I was chasing something, tripped, and squeaked my way to a VERY sudden stop when dry flesh met dry wood floor. Always protect yourself from Peeping Toms, chill drafts, and aggressive parquet. You've been warned."
TPBM will marvel that I have an effective and true story that's perfect for Idar.
But I want them to tell me why it IS ok to run around the house starkers.
TPBM wants to watch an NCIS marathon with me, without commericals and I'm cooking!
It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.
TPBM wants to help me do SOMETHING about these messed up dreams I been having...not that I mind....mmmmm nakedmen.....oops typing outloud again >.>
It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.
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