A Twist! The Person Below You

[SengaKitty]

It's a macbook that's A) stopped charging, and B) the "h" "y" number keys, question mark key, and the +/e key no longer work on.... (hence the bad typing when I post from it!)

And if I could I would, but me thinks you're a little far away

TPBM wants to help me get to alabama to get my son

[Trayol]

If we're kidnapping him for a just cause, then let me get my mask.

TPBM wants to write my research paper for me.

[SengaKitty]

Not kidnapping, actually going to court on December 1st.... *sigh* Just cause? Does reconnecting a 7 month old with his mother count????

As for the research paper, what's it on, if I'm interested in the topic, than sure, I'm good at research papers.

TPBM wants to go pay my electricity bill for me.

[Trayol]

The paper is on the Confucianization of the Law in the early Han Dynasty of ancient China.

I could but I don't own any checks.

TPBM has contorted their face at my paper topic.

[SengaKitty]

Actually, no, but a sound rather like a goose being strangled came out of me.... (Read: YURKH?!)

TPBM knows how to make a tension headache go away... poor roomy.. and me for that matter!

[crazylegs]

Booze.

TPBM has a better solution.

[Sarlon]

apply gentle but firm tapping to the base of the skull....it does wonders. Failing that try gently massaing the temples or (as long as roomie is not preggers) firmly massage the fleshy part between the thumb and forefinger.

TBPM wants to go back in time and bring me my dinner so its hot.

[CaroPhoenix]

Sorry if I went back in time, I'd make sure my parents didn't meet so I could never ever exist on this plane of existence.

TPBM has a remedy for the doldrums.

[crazylegs]

Yep, an engine (perhaps not the doldrums you were thinking of).

TPBM will make me less tired tomorrow.

[SengaKitty]

I have a 6 hour energy shot in my purse... but I might use that tonight... If I don't you can have it

TPBM would like to hear a theory.

[Trayol]

As long as it is not the Theory of Relativity. Quantum Physics makes my brain hurt and turn homicidal.

TPBM is adapt in the knowledge of Einstein.

[SengaKitty]

Actually it's a theory about switching a smart card from one phone to another and the second phone working again

Nope, not really, don't know much about the knowledge of Einstein, other than he was brilliant.

TPBM knows what it's like to work third shift....

[CaroPhoenix]

Yup ... used to work a third shift type of job (at the local newspaper, helped put the paper together and bundled for the delivery people).

TPBM wants to explain to me why my mother thinks not talking to me is punishing me, but not punishing her granddaughter 'cos my mom has to call my house and get me on the phone before she can get my child on the phone to talk to.

[Sarlon]

I won't try and explain the workings of a parent's mind...

TPBM watched some good shows tonight.

[Kagato]

Yup, first episode in the new season of Heroes.

TPBM wants to help me get to the USA for my current deadline of the end of february/beginning of march