A Twist! The Person Below You

[hinakiba777]

YES! But not on me.

TPBM wishes they could help me pack.

(Rummy, last weeks episode of Criminal minds where we met that second team. That was the hidden pilot for Minds 2.0. So the British dude, the ex con, etc)

[CaroPhoenix]

Sure Packing seems like fun.

(Gotcha - but I missed that episode, now I'm going to have to find it online).

TPBM wants to take Mr. Rum out of the house so I can clean my powder room.

[Magpie]

Sure, but only if I can take Child Rum too.

TPBM will help me fit the shell for my kirtle, like Jackdaw (new official nickname for DH) keeps saying he will, so I have something to do while stuck at home.

[CaroPhoenix]

Sure! Though I'm not that good at sewing ... I'm all thumbs.

TPBM will have a nice weekend.

[Green_Fairy]

meh. probably not

TPBM wants to live my life for me while i just stay in bed all day

[CaroPhoenix]

Sure! Your life must be more interesting than mine.

TPBM will explain to me why, when my living/dining room & kitchen are a mess I want to concentrate on my powder room?

[Green_Fairy]

because you don't know that statistically, the kitchen is the dirtiest and germiest place of the house

tpbm knows why the in-laws leave their tv on when they leave for a few hours. whyyyy?!!?!??!

[hinakiba777]

Because In-laws love to drive their DoI's batty.

TPBM will tell me why I don't have a male person to give affection to in the romantic sense.

[CaroPhoenix]

Because males are wily creatures who are too stupid to realize they need a woman to make them complete.

TPBM will tell me why, when I put pressure on the big toe of my left foot, it hurts?

[Green_Fairy]

because when you were sleep robbing the bank last night, you stubbed it

TPBM is as excited as i am to send care packages to The Boy

[hinakiba777]

Not as excited as the boy is going to be.

TPBM things CELLPHONE COMPANY is a jerk. My brother applied he said he was would not be available this week for an interview. They set is interview for Tuesday, and told him it was unprofessional of him to try to cancel.

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes! Yes they are! And they're stupid. And it's not "unprofessional" to cancel an interview. They're just too lazy to help him out.

TPBM is as happy as I am that there is no school today and so Child Rum has to stay home.

[Caffienated_Caramel]

True! Even though I have no children

TPBM has had dessert!

[Green_Fairy]

yea...even tho i'm trying to loose weight. damn smom-in-law keeping cookies in the house.

TPBM has more self control than i do

[shankyknitter]

depends, does it involve yarn? yarn is my weakness.

tpbm has a 'y' key on their keyboard.