A Twist! The Person Below You

[hinakiba777]

Last night after changing a light bulb, I crossed the road and walked into a bar. It was at this point I realized my whole life is a joke. (hope you liked that one)

TPBM has advice on breaking difficult news to parents. (Oopsie)

[CaroPhoenix]

Do it quick. Just go in, announce and then await the fall out. Only way to do it, I'm afraid.

TPBM will do family things with the Rum family while I spend my Mother's Day in bed, snoozing.

[Magpie]

Nope, you're on your own. Happy Mother's Day though.

I swear I won't modify them.......I might need supervision.

If they're good stories, not modifying them will get you in more trouble, not less :P.

TPBM likes cake.

[Squeaksmyalias]

I LOVE cake. (I know how to get banned from babysitting....I've been Goldilocks and the three bears isn't supposed to end like the way I think it does.)

TPBM thinks that pie having it's own holiday is awesome and it should be done monthly not just yearly. (It's January 23...in case anyone wants to make plans for next year. I find it's best celebrated with pie at every meal, bacon pie, apple pie, pot pie, pizza pie, chocolate cream pie...)

[CaroPhoenix]

NO! Please no! I er ... don't like pie!

TPBM will not beat me up because I don't like pie.

[Squeaksmyalias]

I shall not beat you, but I might cry a little.

TPBM likes my new hello kitty binder for all my work stuff.

[hinakiba777]

IT's cool I'm not a fan either.

TPBM will help me clean up the chair my milkshake got spilled on, then join me for Pound Cake and Tea.

[CaroPhoenix]

Sure! Sounds like fun!

TPBM doesn't understand why this past week was all nice and hot and today it's cold.

[Magpie]

Actually I do... at least I"m not confused by it.

TPBM will explain where this second pie holiday came from (the January one).

[Squeaksmyalias]

There is a first one? are you talking about pi day? That's march 14 we have pie then too, we also text "Yay Einstein" to each other in the morning. We started with January then my friend decided there should be one once a month....any excuse to have a day of pie. I have no idea of the origins of it, I just take advantage of it.


TPBM Knew that Einstein's birthday was on the 14th too.

[Magpie]

Nope. There goes my nerd cred... (and I used to BE the Reach for the Top team in high school).

TPBM knows that Newton's birthday was December 25th.

[hinakiba777]

Yes I did. Thank you Big Bang Theory.

TPBM likes this true story:

While researching at Cambridge University, Sir Issac Newton was informed that university law states he must lecture at least twice a year. Newton did not really like people, and he was upset by this news. However, being a brilliant man, he began to look for a loophole. Eventually he found it!

While University regulations stated he had to preform two lectures, it said no where that people would have to attend. And so, he would prepare a lecture and preform it to an empty auditorium in the middle of the night.

[CaroPhoenix]

OoO! Newton was very creative.

TPBM also doesn't like people, just like Sir Issac Newton.

[Magpie]

Yep yep and yep.

TPBM thinks that I'm being stereotypical.

[CaroPhoenix]

Nah, I hate a lot of peoples too!

TPBM thinks peanut butter and jelly sammiches are delicious - especially when you don't know what else to make yourself for dinner.