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  • #1546
    ......

    ....

    .

    Damn you. I just cleaned up the girly-puddle.

    RAWR!

    *pounces Xar and nibbles his ribs*

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    • #1547
      Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
      Other than that, I'm still a pervert
      Prove it!
      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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      • #1548
        Quoth KiaKat View Post
        Damn you. I just cleaned up the girly-puddle.

        RAWR!

        *pounces Xar and nibbles his ribs*
        Is that you volunteering to help me change? *gives Kia a coquettish look holding up his uniform*

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        • #1549


          Plaidman has seen many horrors in the land of customers.


          Plaidman is now very very scared of this thread.
          Military Spouse Support.
          http://www.customerssuck.com/board/group.php?groupid=45
          Plaidman's Minions: Telecom_Goddess: Dungeon Minion

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          • #1550
            Quoth Plaidman View Post
            Plaidman is now very very scared of this thread.
            You've read all of it too huh?
            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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            • #1551
              I read it all before I started posting, heehee. Now where are Kia and McGoddess to help me change?

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              • #1552
                Quoth crazylegs View Post
                Prove it!

                Okay.

                *takes off clothes and strolls to the bar for a glass of wine*

                You know, that hot tub out on the deck sounds right tempting right now. Or if that's not to your taste, I can deomonstrate several new ways to use Cool Whip.
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • #1553
                  Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                  Okay.

                  *takes off clothes and strolls to the bar for a glass of wine*

                  You know, that hot tub out on the deck sounds right tempting right now. Or if that's not to your taste, I can deomonstrate several new ways to use Cool Whip.
                  Surely we can do one after the other...?
                  A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                  • #1554
                    Quoth crazylegs View Post
                    Surely we can do one after the other...?
                    Sounds good. I vote for the hot tub first - that way our muscles are nice and relaxed before we experiement with the Cool Whip.

                    I think there's some Hershey's chocolate syrup behind the bar too. . .
                    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                    • #1555
                      Quoth Xarlaxas View Post
                      I read it all before I started posting, heehee. Now where are Kia and McGoddess to help me change?
                      I'm here again! I was of *ahem* practicing for the harem. The SO wanted to help.
                      "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                      I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                      • #1556
                        Hehe, sounds like fun!

                        So, wanting to help me change? *wiggles*

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                        • #1557
                          In case anyone's...interested...I picked up some cheesecake flavored pudding...
                          Unseen but seeing
                          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                          3rd shift needs love, too
                          RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                          • #1558
                            Quoth Xarlaxas View Post
                            Hehe, sounds like fun!

                            So, wanting to help me change? *wiggles*
                            Do you really need to ask?
                            "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                            I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                            • #1559
                              Hehe, it would seem not! *gives McGoddess the uniform*

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                              • #1560
                                Quoth Xarlaxas View Post
                                Hehe, it would seem not! *gives McGoddess the uniform*
                                *takes all of Xar's clothes off and puts on the uniform* No underwear. Let's surprise Mistress KiaKat!
                                "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                                I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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