Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[RayvenQ]

Bunny, you never did tell me, did you manage to get mono with a tickle attack yesterday?

[Lil Bunny]

*gives bunny a magical foot rub. With golden feathers*

"Hey! Bunnies have soft feet. They get the best massage!

*makes happy bunny noises* I'll give you five hours to stop that, then I'm gonna have to do something about it. *melts*

Heh yeah i got her poked a few times. She squeeled.

[smileyeagle1021]

He is mostly for ransom, but hey why not. I'm open minded

hmm, a thought comes to mind... *looks off into distance*
you're open minded, plaidman is confident enough to expirement, fenrus is now captive... oh this is going to be fun
*snaps out of it*

huh, what were we talking about

[Greenday]

Plaidman's giving out massages? Yay!

*puts my feet up and awaits my turn*

[RayvenQ]

*approaches bunny with the whipped cream*

[Trayol]

you're open minded, plaidman is confident enough to expirement, fenrus is now captive... oh this is going to be fun

You know that there is always room for one more...

[smileyeagle1021]

and, who my good man Trayol, do you suggest *waits anxiously*

[Plaidman]

*whistles* Lucky me. I got a lucky rabbits foot to keep me safe, right Bunny? Hey, can someone massage with whip cream?

[Lil Bunny]

*sprays Rayven with a hose* Foot massage good, whipped cream bad.



And yes Plaidman, they're very lucky.

Heh I just realized we've covered a good section of the gambit almost. Sapphic, regular, fetish, slight bondage, pretty bois, wow!

Of course if someone brings in a donkey or a sheep, I'm sooo out of here.

[iradney]

Randy buggers

[Plaidman]

Iradney! You can bring in the Safari animals, right?

[iradney]

Iradney! You can bring in the Safari animals, right?

Oh, yes, of course!

*leads in a string of strippers dressed as lions, tigers and giraffes*

[CaroPhoenix]

You know that there is always room for one more...

Nope, that should be .... There is always room for ... Jell-o!

Jell-o shooters! For everyone! YAY!

*dives into Olympic pool-size of chocolate pudding and hands out Jell-o shooters*

[Plaidman]

Wowza. Plaidman scared now. Foot rubs for bunnies, girls dressed like animals. Its like a ... anime... 70s porn... Teri Hatcher.... Free Superman... orgy of Nutter Butters!

[RayvenQ]

Well, I'm out for a bit, gonna do some really boring stuff in fallout 3(Lugging milk crates to my hideout)