Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[smileyeagle1021]

I've been told by several that I have an adorable butt. *wiggles*

well... I must say... that is a nice butt

and Broom, are you one of the many people who now consider me the gay brother they never had

[Xarlaxas]

Yes, even the men think I have a cute butt. ^.^

[Broomjockey]

I've always maintained I had a nice ass.

And no Smiley, if you were the gay brother I never had, you'd have crashed at my place at least once, and eaten my pizza that I was saving for breakfast. I'm just saying, it'd be creepy. 'Cause we have the same name, and if you squint really hard, you kinda almost look like we could be related.

RHPG: Just don't touch my neck.

[SengaKitty]

I can manage that -grins and starts strapping Broom to the spinning st. andrews cross-

[Xarlaxas]

Poor Broom, he must be getting dizzy. I'm just hungry. ;-;

[SengaKitty]

Dizzy? Nah... not yet... I'm just doing straps right now! ... -works on straps- Oh, Broom, did I mention I don't get on this thing? But don't worry, I don't like anything that spins me upside down.

[Broomjockey]

If I'm going upside down, someone better take my glasses off. I don't have a spare pair, and I don't want them falling and getting scratched.

[SengaKitty]

I can do that -takes his glasses and puts them neatly on a table-

[Broomjockey]

*squints* thanks. Now everything's all fuzzy. Heh. Shoulda thought to take those off earlier. Could have wandered around with my hands out "bumping in to things."

[SengaKitty]

-giggles- I do that at all the parties, one of which I'm going to tonight.. .Wanna come? anyway!
-gets back to the business of strapping broomy in, two straps on the arms, two on the legs, one around the waist, so he's spread in an X facing everyone- Ready?

[Broomjockey]

Would it matter if I said no?

[SengaKitty]

Remember the safeword is not "I forgot the safeword"

[Xarlaxas]

Noes! The safeword is Playstation! Everyone knows that. <.< >.>

[Broomjockey]

Is it "Konflugenheimler"? Please say it isn't.

(I have honestly no idea if I spelled that correctly, but I'm talking about Eurotrip, the scene where Cooper's in Amsterdam)

[SengaKitty]

-chuckles- lets go with the universal safewords. We go on the traffic light system. Green means you're good, that feels good GO GO GO. Yellow means, please come check on me, slow down, don't hit there yadda yadda. Red means STOP RIGHT NOW.

(No, I'm not active in my local kinky community at all... why do you ask?)