Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[Broomjockey]

Blah. Rough day. Anyone got anything to take my mind off it?

[Xarlaxas]

They restrained me again Bella! It seems to be my lot in life. <.< >.>

[Becks]

Sorry...work and family.

I'm sure you understand how it is.

Anyhoo...Broom...Xarlaxas...

Come here. I'll keep you two occupied for a while.

[Xarlaxas]

I'm afraid you'll have to come to me, I'm a little. . . tied up right now.

[Becks]

That'll make it easier to...feed...you, anyway.

[Xarlaxas]

*giggles* Well, I'm just waiting here for you to do that. ^.^

[Broomjockey]

Come here. I'll keep you two occupied for a while.

Sooo, watcha got in mind?

[Becks]

Playing a card game known as Slap Jack on Xarlaxas' chest, of course.

[Xarlaxas]

Umm, what is Slap Jack? ^^;

[Becks]

You take one deck of cards, dealt to each player.

Everyone takes turns putting a card down--face up.

When a Jack is on the pile, first one who slaps it gets the pile.

[Xarlaxas]

*whimpers* This doesn't sound like so fun a game for me. ;-;

[Broomjockey]

I dunno. I like it.

[Xarlaxas]

Mew? I fear for my chest. ;-;

[SengaKitty]

Broom can't play! He's still bound to a spinning cross.. I though we were gonna play wheel of fortune? Orrrr we could use the cards to see how many times Broomy gets spun?

[Xarlaxas]

So Becks and RHPG are going to take turns hitting me on the chest to see how much they spin Broom? ;-;