Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[Xarlaxas]

I shall try my best! *wriggles about trying to get the bag closer to himself* This should distract me until Becks gets back with her special treat! =^.^=

[taurinejunkie]

*smiles like a maniac as he is getting tied up*
Let's play. I've always had a thing for readheads.

[SengaKitty]

-giggles- Well, the question is, do you like being toyed with, mind , and messed with with some heavy toys...

[taurinejunkie]

Yes please, Mistress.

I have been told I'm a quick learner.

[SengaKitty]

-leaves 411 tied up, goes over to broom, and looks at 411- How many for me?

[taurinejunkie]

Let's go with... Five.

[SengaKitty]

-grins and starts broomy spinning, stops him after one good spin, just because she can, replaces the pin to hold him upright, and goes back to 411- And what is 5 times, lets say.... 5?

[taurinejunkie]

Cruelty. Cruelty of my favorite kind.

Edit, to be taken out of the thread's context: Crap, just when I find an awesome thread, I gotta go to work.

[SengaKitty]

-grabs a riding "bat", or a crop with a leather hand at the end and swats his hip- What is 5x5?

[Xarlaxas]

25! <.< >.>

[taurinejunkie]

Question was entirely misunderstood. 5 times 5 is indeed 25, and 25 x 25 is 625, if that may help at all.

[SengaKitty]

So... -pats crop in her hand- 5x5 is 25, so 25 for me... are you ready to count? -gives a wicked grin-

[taurinejunkie]

But of course.

One!

[Becks]

I hate to say it, but until this allergy rash clears up, I'm going to have to stay away.

Don't worry, I'll make it up to everyone when I'm better.

[Xarlaxas]

Aww, I'd hug you if I could!

*has been grouched at by a silly German and is in a bad mood now* T_T