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  • Massage me!!!
    Unseen but seeing
    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
    3rd shift needs love, too
    RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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    • Alright then Becks, lay on the table take off your shirt and Green Fairy and I can take turns until you're completely satisfied.
      Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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      • *pours oil*
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • Which Masseuse is offering the Happy Ending?!
          Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

          Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
          Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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          • depends, am I getting tipped? *re-oils hands*
            Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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            • That felt fantastic!!

              How do you want to be tipped?
              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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              • enthusiastically and often. I love nice big...tips.
                Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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                • I'm open for receiving tips.

                  You don't have to stop there, tho.

                  ^-.-^
                  Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                  • This thread makes me very nervous.
                    Military Spouse Support.
                    http://www.customerssuck.com/board/group.php?groupid=45
                    Plaidman's Minions: Telecom_Goddess: Dungeon Minion

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                    • hey plaid! want a massage?
                      If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

                      i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
                      ^_^

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                      • *Gulp* Uhh... eerr.. uh.. wha...?
                        Military Spouse Support.
                        http://www.customerssuck.com/board/group.php?groupid=45
                        Plaidman's Minions: Telecom_Goddess: Dungeon Minion

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                        • come on Plaid you know you want to *looks all innocent* I promise we'll do things nice and proper and stuff. *fingers crossed*
                          Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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                          • Oh I wanna! Just... it doesn't happen like that to me. I'm confused.
                            Military Spouse Support.
                            http://www.customerssuck.com/board/group.php?groupid=45
                            Plaidman's Minions: Telecom_Goddess: Dungeon Minion

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                            • oh plaid. you're such a sweet guy. and you're so tense...you seem like you could use a good rubbin. what're you confused about?
                              If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

                              i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
                              ^_^

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                              • 1: I'm a jerk. Belive me when I say that. 2: I've been tense for many many years. 3: I'm confused why anyone be willing to give rubbun to me. Just me negative. I'll go back to lurking, k bye?
                                Military Spouse Support.
                                http://www.customerssuck.com/board/group.php?groupid=45
                                Plaidman's Minions: Telecom_Goddess: Dungeon Minion

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