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  • Putting poprocks in your mouth before you do things to person doesn't sounds fun. Sounds painful.

    Now icing your tongue....
    Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

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    Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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    • Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
      Putting poprocks in your mouth before you do things to person doesn't sounds fun. Sounds painful.

      Now icing your tongue....
      not painful just .... just .... wonderful fizzy stuff ahhhHHHHHHHHHH
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      • Well if you're hesitant to use the PopRocks I've got a tingly good chocolate/mint edible body paint. Careful though loves, this stuff is potent. It also stays on in water.

        Ask me how I know.
        Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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        • I have many tingly lickable treats. They game in my Geisha case. That's what the lady at the Party for adult products called it. MANY fun products
          Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

          Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
          Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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          • *tests shankyknitter's paint*

            How do I get this off again?

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            • saliva. it's tasty tasty
              Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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              • Quoth shankyknitter View Post
                saliva. it's tasty tasty
                I was actually looking for some help in doing so

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                • well in that case...

                  *'helps' Magpie*

                  nom nom nom
                  Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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                  • did someone say chocolate?
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • Oh chocolate body paint. You are so much fun. Especially when you come in many colors so we can make pretty edible masterpieces.
                      Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                      Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                      Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                      • finger painting is fun. Who wants to be my canvas?
                        Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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                        • ME.

                          Please.

                          I crave the attention and touch.

                          ...Wait. That sounds waaaaay to needy.

                          Err. I'm good. *whistle* Unless, you know, ya wanna. I don't care.

                          *whistle*
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                          • *grabs Plaid and "prepares" a canvas for SK*

                            How much surface area did you want again? Well, I'll be thorough, and make sure everything's bare.

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                            • Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                              Oh chocolate body paint. You are so much fun. Especially when you come in many colors so we can make pretty edible masterpieces.
                              So who's the master and who's the piece?


                              Nibble nibble mouskie...
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                              • I'll be the piece...it'll get my mind of some things...

                                <lays down to be painted> mmm
                                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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