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  • I love this thread
    Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

    Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
    Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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    • *quietly pervacious*
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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      • *joins Becks*
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • It's the thread that won't die . . .

          But then we have to have an outlet somewhere. . .

          Of course, we could always stand some more flavored art . . .
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • I've been applying the art...


            There're going to be some really interesting tan lines...
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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            • Quoth dalesys View Post
              I've been applying the art...


              There're going to be some really interesting tan lines...
              I don't get tan lines...

              (what? I don't tan!)
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • I'm home from pennsic boys and girls! And I bought new toys to help my dance routine: fan veils! (fans with about 4 feet of silk scarf off the end- most hypnotic things ever to watch)

                *jumps out of hot tub and begins belly dancing soaking wet with the fan veils* I'm the entertainment for those still in the tub
                Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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                • Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
                  Unseen but seeing
                  oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                  There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                  3rd shift needs love, too
                  RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                  • *fixes fresh drink and joins the crowd in the hot tub*

                    I'd try that but I think I'd need a little less bump and a bit more grind . . .
                    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                    • *calls up masseuse friend and sets him to work on those in the tub. Slides back into the water* Now we just need a cabana boy and a bikini clad girl willing to wait on our every need.
                      Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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                      • I don't do the bikini thing. Too vain.

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                        • Me neither; I'll be in the hot tub. Waiting to be waited on.

                          Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                          I love this thread
                          For you, then.
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • I see the hot tub is very popular this evening . . .

                            *takes off robe and joins the group*

                            Now who's going to be waiting on us this evening?
                            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                            • BSE I don't think we should have kittens at in this thread
                              Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                              Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                              Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                              • Kittens are too young for the content of this thread?

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