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  • D'awwwww. Hehe, I like you, you're nice.
    "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
    "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
    Amayis is my wifey

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    • If there is anything else, let me know. Meanwhile, I think I will relax in the water for a bit. *goes puts on some shorts, and gets in the water. Just relaxes back and floats for a bit*
      Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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      • Quoth Mytical View Post
        If there is anything else, let me know. Meanwhile, I think I will relax in the water for a bit. *goes puts on some shorts, and gets in the water. Just relaxes back and floats for a bit*
        Shorts? Why?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • He must be new.
          Unseen but seeing
          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
          3rd shift needs love, too
          RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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          • Don't worry, I can fix that.

            *yoink*

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            • Quoth Magpie View Post
              Don't worry, I can fix that.

              *yoink*
              Don't know why but the "yoink" is what made me
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • Now that the Waiter is naked I feel MUCH less comfortable asking for 6 Orgasms. So I'll just have a Porn Star please?
                Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                • Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                  asking for 6 Orgasms.
                  You're right. You shouldn't be asking. You should be demanding.
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                    Now that the Waiter is naked I feel MUCH less comfortable asking for 6 Orgasms. So I'll just have a Porn Star please?
                    I'll have what she's having, Waiter and make mine a DOUBLE.
                    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                    • Hot tubbin'
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • What on earth is in a Porn Star?
                        "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
                        "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
                        Amayis is my wifey

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                        • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                          Shorts? Why?
                          For some of us that is a singular noun, not plural.
                          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                          • Quoth Eisa View Post
                            What on earth is in a Porn Star?
                            The shooter is= 1/2 oz Sour Puss® raspberry liqueur
                            1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur

                            If you want the cocktail you just add some 7up
                            Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                            Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                            Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                            • You can have 6 Orgasms if you want, or even more . A Porn Star, and a double Porn Star coming right up. *goes fetches the drinks and returns*.
                              Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                              • Oh, thank you. I swear, I don't know hardly any alcoholic drinks. That might be because I am a total lightweight, though.
                                "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
                                "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
                                Amayis is my wifey

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