Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[Eisa]

I went grocery shopping with my mom last night and I kept trying to get her to buy me eclairs on the grounds that it would assist my studying. She didn't go for it.

I also had an amusing conversation this evening between me and my roommate, Sam.

Sam: You should come to B.'s place sometime...yeah, we ALL need to go to B.'s place and get drunk!

Me: No.

Sam: Why not?

Me: 'Cause I don't want to?

Sam: That's a valid reason...

What would make it an INVALID reason?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I WANT ECLAIRS! I love sucking all the cream out.

In that case, I'll have two . . .one for now and one for later on when I get the munchies.

Have you ever noticed those chocolate covered cream filled donuts that KK has? That cream is so good, especially when it squirts out when you bite into it and it goes running down your chin?

Ooooooohhhhhhhhh . . .yummy.

[shankyknitter]

I feel the need to pitch this "product" here. This is a result of a conversation held over dinner.

Ladies and Gentlemen!

Do you ever want to sweeten your love life? How about convince that special someone that oral sex is both safe and fun? Well now you can!

Introducing:

Condnomnoms!

The amazing flavored condom designed to look like it tastes! Guy's just slide it on and your meat is instantly transformed into a tasty stack or oreo cookies! A tantalizing eclair! An indulgent tube of cookie dough!

Coming soon- Milkshake flavors!

Remember Condnomnoms! Since everything's better with Cream Filling!


*Condnomnoms are not an actual product but damnit they should be*

[Mishi]

That's brilliant! Where do I sign up for my Condnomnoms sample and is there a picture?


Just so that I can make my decision about which one I want to try of course!

Bailey's and Butterscotch Schnapps

Over here that's called a 'Cock-sucking Cowboy' not a 'Buttery Nipple'

[shankyknitter]

I fail too much at photo editing to make a Condnomnom image. I do however want to push to make them the official condoms of this thread. Just sayin'.

[hinakiba777]

SK if this really existed I would invest in them.

[Midnight12]

In that case, I'll have two . . .one for now and one for later on when I get the munchies.

Have you ever noticed those chocolate covered cream filled donuts that KK has?

Shipleys has a devils foodcake doughnuts with regular creme filling or chocolate cream filling. very good
i miss both shops as Shipleys i am not sure how far their reach is but KK's....maaaan
kind of sucks being in a small town. alot of small things... hehe

[Becks]

*crickets chirping*

[dalesys]

*zippers chirping*

(it's dark)

[Pony_Boy]

I haven't been here in months! What did I miss ?

Also, I'm in the mood to give someone a massage who wants one? ( happy ending at your discretion)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I haven't been here in months! What did I miss ?

Also, I'm in the mood to give someone a massage who wants one? ( happy ending at your discretion)

From re-reading the last page, it seems we've not missed much.

Of course, it's the holiday season . . . who's dressing up as Santa this year and can I sit in his lap?

[Bella_Vixen]

I'll take a massage.

[shankyknitter]

I'll take a massage if people are offering. Also opening up the kink room off to the side there *gestures*. Please form an orderly line and once I'm done with my massage I'll be holding sessions.

[Becks]

What sort(s) of kink?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

What sort(s) of kink?

From the sound of it, I'd say anything goes.