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  • #2611
    Ya I remember that pic on fb and I didn't run away in horror

    So what are we all doing now? I personally haven't gotten ....ummmm.....erotic in any way for over a year and have no prospects for the future. And yes I have a bf and it's worse than being single.

    I am not enjoying life right now...
    https://www.youtube.com/user/HedgeTV
    Great YouTube channel check it out!

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    • #2612
      *shrug*

      I could use a little more naughtiness. I'm officially single now, and aside from hugs from friends occasionally and the night some creeper came close to losing his arm rubbing my back at the bar and trying to put the moves on me, I've had little to no contact with anyone.

      My sex drive is essentially non-existent due to the hormones (honestly I never had much to begin with), but I'm lonely dammit!
      "You are loved" - Plaidman.

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      • #2613
        Sex life? I think I vaguely recall what one is myself . . .

        My most intimate relationship these days is with my laptop, if that tells you anything.
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #2614
          My most active sex organs are my eyebrows...

          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • #2615
            Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
            Sex life? I think I vaguely recall what one is myself . . .

            My most intimate relationship these days is with my laptop, if that tells you anything.
            Yup that's about where I'm at.

            There has to be a way to fix this situation....just can't think what it is.
            https://www.youtube.com/user/HedgeTV
            Great YouTube channel check it out!

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            • #2616
              Quoth telecom_goddess View Post
              Yup that's about where I'm at.

              There has to be a way to fix this situation....just can't think what it is.
              Motors... Lube... Pinups...


              No Plushies!
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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              • #2617
                Quoth dalesys View Post
                Motors... Lube... Pinups...
                Don't forget the batteries.
                "You are loved" - Plaidman.

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                • #2618
                  Quoth Kara View Post
                  Don't forget the batteries.
                  They run down too fast.

                  Pratt & Whitney: The only way to fly.
                  I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                  Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                  Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                  • #2619
                    Had to look that up, but lol. To each their own, I guess. And now I'm reminded of a quote, which is pretty damn accurate for me. Nearly 8 months rather than a year, though.

                    "Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"
                    "You are loved" - Plaidman.

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                    • #2620
                      This thread slowed down let's get some action in here again! *does the robot*

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                      • #2621
                        Quoth TowelKing View Post
                        This thread slowed down let's get some action in here again! *does the robot*

                        Weren't you supposed to be the strawberries and whipped cream? Or was that the whips and chains?
                        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                        • #2622
                          Whips and chocolate sauce, actually. Want some chocolate sauce?

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                          • #2623
                            No whips for me, but I'll take some chocolate sauce. Maybe some whipped cream, and a couple of cherries...
                            "You are loved" - Plaidman.

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                            • #2624
                              Shit, I'm fresh out of cream.

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                              • #2625
                                Well shoot. Guess I'll have one less thing to cover myself with....
                                "You are loved" - Plaidman.

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