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  • #91
    GAH! Hands in naughty places! AAAHHH!!!!

    You're supposed to buy someone DINNER before you do that!
    Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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    • #92
      *gets hit in the chest*

      oofph.......

      *falls over*
      My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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      • #93
        Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
        <grin> You don't know me that well, do you?

        <Yanks Broom over by belt loop and starts digging>
        First melons, now Brooms?
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #94
          Quoth Evil Queen View Post
          *yelps and gets squished*

          Help! help! GAAAAAhh! No! Not the tickles!

          GAH!
          *Pins EQ and tickles more*

          Wait, if I'm pinning you down, what is it that's tickling you?
          I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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          • #95
            Oh, fine, here...<Sticks an apple in Broom's mouth>

            Now hush, whilst I concentrate on my search...

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            • #96
              Quoth Evil Queen View Post
              First melons, now Brooms?
              She's poaching on your turf! Do something!
              Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

              http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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              • #97
                Quoth RayvenQ View Post
                *Pins EQ and tickles more*

                Wait, if I'm pinning you down, what is it that's tickling you?


                Meow.
                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                • #98
                  Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
                  Oh, fine, here...<Sticks an apple in Broom's mouth>
                  murfflemumbmrrlf. (A little more to the left)
                  Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                  http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                  • #99
                    Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                    She's poaching on your turf! Do something!
                    But...EQ and I are friends. And don't friends share...? Besides, I think Rayven has her occupied...

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                    • *finds Brooms hammer for lupo and pulls it out*

                      Oooh Broom, nice big hammer!
                      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                      • Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                        She's poaching on your turf! Do something!
                        I'm kinda... pinned.... help me out here!

                        *attempts to tickle back*
                        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                        • SUCCESS!!! <Retrieves her panties and attempts to flee before getting hammered! >

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                          • *rolls around laughing at EQ*
                            My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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                            • Lupo, quick! Put your panties back on before someone steals them again!

                              And make sure your pretty purple bra is attached properly!
                              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                              • Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
                                But...EQ and I are friends. And don't friends share...? Besides, I think Rayven has her occupied...
                                Share? More like swapping. Honestly, I figured I'd have more problems being passed around like that
                                Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                                http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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