Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[iradney]

*whips out the double bass*
Oh yeah, NOW we're jamming.
But I have one request - Diamonds are forever please!

[SengaKitty]

And with Rad's double bass one can really feel the music -wiggles eyebrows-

[RayvenQ]

*Brings in two fish then looks at rad* Oh...THAT kind of Double Bass!

I've been neglecting this thread, blame Call of Duty World At War.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I think I need to start paying more attention. My mind was on another project.

Sing me a song sexy piano ladeeeeee.....!

*grabs microphone and starts singing in low voice*

Now you say you love me
You've cried the whole night through
Well you can cry me a river
cry me a river
I cried a river over you

Now you say you're sorry
for being so untrue
well you can cry me a river
cry me a river
l cried a river over you

you drove me nearly
nearly drove me out of my head
while you never shed a tear
remember i remember all you said
told me love was too plebian
told me you were through with me
and now you say you love me
well just to prove you do
come on and cry me a river
cry me a river
i cried a river over you

i cried a river over you
i cried a river over you
i cried a river over youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[fireheart]

*starts singing Diamonds are a girl's best friend a la Satine from Moulin Rouge"

[worddork]

*uses her deep alto to turn up the heat with Santa Baby*

Santa Baby,
Slip a sable under the tree
For me, been an awful good girl,
Santa Baby,
Hurry down the chimney tonight...

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

*throws a big glob of pudding at Worddork because he hates the song Santa Baby*

Nothing personal.

*dons a long-haired wig, obtains a guitar, and sings a cool song: Surrender

Mother told me, yeah she told me, I'd meet girls like you...

[Becks]

Sorry I've been gone so long.

You wouldn't believe how long it takes me to go bra shopping.

[iradney]

*breaks out into Big Spender*

The minute you walked in the joint
I could see you were a
man of distinction
a real big spender
Good looking, so refined
Say wouldn't you like to know
what's going on in my mind
So let me get right to the point
I don't pop my cork
for every guy I see
Hey big spender
spend a little time with me
Wouldn't you like to have fun, fun, fun
Hows about a few laughs, laughs
I could show you a good time
Let me show you a good time
The minute you walked in the joint
I could see you were a man of distinction,
a real big spender
good looking, so refined
Say wouldn't you like to know what's going
on in my mind
So let me get right to the point
I don't pop my cork for every guy I see
Hey big spender
hey big spender
hey big spender
spend a little time with me

[Broomjockey]

*claps wildly and enjoys all the singing* I like it. I don't get to hear people sing well very often.

[worddork]

*throws a big glob of pudding at Worddork because he hates the song Santa Baby*

Nothing personal.

*wipes pudding off face and re-adjusts sholders*

*starts to sing Lola*

Whatever Lola wants,
Lola gets.
And little man,
Little Lola wants you....

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

That's better. Your deep alto was made for better things than Santa Baby.

[worddork]

That's better. Your deep alto was made for better things than Santa Baby.

Yes, however most songs were written for sopranos, so I sing what few songs are in my range while warming up. In a few I'll take on the higher songs

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Okay, are we starting auditions for CS Idol yet or do we have to wait until after the holidays?

*goes rummaging through her closet for another costume*

[worddork]

Okay, are we starting auditions for CS Idol yet or do we have to wait until after the holidays?

*goes rummaging through her closet for another costume*

I don't know bout the others, but my motto is "See paino, must sing"

That being said *starts singing The Christmas Song*

Chestnuts roasting by an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yule-time carols being sung by a choir
And folks dreeed up as Esikoms.

Everybody knoew a turkey and some misletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all a glow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Santa on his way
He's gather lots of toys and goodies on his sliegh
And every mother's child is going to spy
To see if reigndeer really know how to fly

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from 1 to 92
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, to you.