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Monkeys.
Is there any rest for the sleepy?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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Unwanted intercourse with the anal orifice...
Why is it that slow days at work bug me?Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.Comment
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Flutes.
Why am I still awake?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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In the freezer, with the bacon.
Why is it so cold during the winter?Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.Comment
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Because it gets hot in the summer, God turns on the AC to cool things down and forgets to turn it off, hence winter.
Why am I still awake?If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the songComment
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Because the Nunavutans are banging their heads together, making a loud hollow ringing sound.
Whodunit?Comment
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Whodunit?
The clowns making porn in the hotel room.
Where did all my cookies go?!Comment
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after 2 years of being clean, Cookie Monster finally relapsed and sent himself into the hospital. Friends say he started going down hill by taking the designer drug: chocolate milk.
Where did all the cowboys go?"The problem isn't usually that there are stupid people in the world as much as it is that the stupid people like to call or come in and point out how stupid they are to the working public" -JustaComment
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They ran from the bad paula cole song...
...why cant I think of a question?Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.Comment
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"The problem isn't usually that there are stupid people in the world as much as it is that the stupid people like to call or come in and point out how stupid they are to the working public" -JustaComment
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Sorry, I don't speak German
why are all the good ones always taken?If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the songComment
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Because the giraffes are having their senior prom.
Why do I have a headache?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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Because the bees buzz.
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