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Franks and beans!!!
Why is life like a box of chocolates?
Why is life like a box of chocolates?
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Because it sucks AND blows!!!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood?Comment
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Because ken got a restraining order.
Why is water wet?Comment
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Monkeys and armadillos.
Why is chocolate chocolatey?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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Because one leg is both the same.
Why does it upset me so when I cut what should rightfully be a choice SBD, but then it turns out to have no odor?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Because smell-o-vision was WAY cooler than 3-d but it's agent didn't do JACK!!!Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
If a smiley frowns, is it breaking the law??Comment
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Elementary, my dear Watson!
Why does popcorn make me cough?Comment
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Carrots.
Why is cinnamon so awesome?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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cause its evil and tortures toast.
why did my grand poarents name their dog Miss Scarlet O'Hara?Comment
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Because Mr Scarlet O'Hara would get him teased.
Why do bees buzz?Comment
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.Comment
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Because the jellyfish are awake.
Why is sugar tasty?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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Because it contains so much fat.
How much norris could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck norris?Comment
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Chuck Norris doesn't chuck... he stares it down til it Roundhouse Kicks him in the face.
If vegetable oil is made of veggies, and olive oil is made of olives, what is baby oil made of?Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.Comment
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