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Why does my cat keep getting under my feet?!
Why does my cat keep getting under my feet?!
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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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To test your agility.
Why can't I have a puppy?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because you need a cat instead
Why are my fingers swollen?Comment
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You licked all the salt off the pretzels.
How can we save my cupcakes?Comment
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Freeze them! Cupcakes freeze well
Am I going to get news tomorrow?Comment
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Maybe, if the reporter doesn't get stopped in morning traffic.
Who will play on the flying trapeeze?Comment
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The cows, because they haven't been put out to pasture yet.
Is the world coming to an end?"But the pharmacy was here this morning...!"Comment
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No, it's just beginning...
Where do the stars come from?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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When God sneezes, the LOLPeople die.
Why should I go to bed?Comment
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Because bed won't come to you.
Who left the lights on?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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The same person who let the dogs out.
Who should win at the game of life?Comment
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Everybody loses in the end.
Will the circle be unbroken?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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Surprise! Maybe in the 3rd cycle of the circle show.
Remember the story of Little Red Riding Hood?Comment
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No, never heard of it.
Who's been eating my porridge?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Perry Mason & Della Street.
Who am I?Comment
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