Tweet
To hide the pee stains.
Tom, Dick, or Harry?
Tom, Dick, or Harry?
-
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun" -
Why not all of them? Just make sure it's only two simultaneously...
Who's in the mood for dancing?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
-
ABBA, I would imagine.
Who to the what, now?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
-
Colonel Revolver with the Conservatory in the Mustard.
Would you if you could?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
-
I think so... but where would I find rubber pants in my size? (yes I know I stole it but it seemed so fitting)
If jimmy cracked corn and no one cares why does he keep doing it?Comment
-
Because he's the only one who caresQuoth Chanlin View Post
Why are the smilies on the board laughing at me?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
Comment
-
They're not laughing at you. They're laughing with us... laughing at you.
Would you prefer six of one or half a dozen of the other?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
-
7 of 9
How is baby oil made?Comment
-
You squeeze a baby harder than recommended, and out comes the oil!Quoth Chanlin View Post7 of 9
How is baby oil made?
Why won't Microsoft let me cheat on my Xbox 360 games?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
-
Because alimony is a bitch....
Why can't I get any sleep at night?Comment
-
Because the sandman doesn't like you.
My favorite is "...but burlap chafes me so."Quoth Chanlin View Post
What are we going to do tonight?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
-
Cry ourselves to sleep, then wake up laughing like crazies.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Why am I having such a horrible day?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
-
Because it's not tomorrow yet.
Who's going to ride your wild horses?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
My LiveJournal
A page we can all agree with!Comment
-
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
-
Fuck no James!
So...how about...stuff?I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.
Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.Comment
Comment