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The ex-wife, who was probably upset that her alimony was being cut.
Who would give a clue?
Who would give a clue?
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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Mrs. Peacock, in the library, with the candlestick.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
What do I want for dinner?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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A nine course meal that includes liverwurst, vegamite and some pickled pigs feet as dessert.
Who is the hottie?Comment
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That would be me.
Where do birds go when it rains?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Inside the nearest Costco.
Why don't we have nice days like this more often?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Because then you wouldn't appreciate them.
Do I really have to go to work tomorrow?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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You really don't need to go to work, but if you really want a paycheck, you might have to do something tomorrow.
Will I live or die if I eat my husband's cooking?Comment
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Well, if you don't answer the next question, I guess we'll have found out.Quoth idrinkarum View PostYou really don't need to go to work, but if you really want a paycheck, you might have to do something tomorrow.
Will I live or die if I eat my husband's cooking?
Would you believe that I played Clue for the first time this Saturday?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Yep.
Are you saying you've never had a Clue before?
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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I have played Clue before! It was in the dining room with Professor Plum and Miss Scarlet with the board game and the D&D Monsters in the next room.
Did you know there is a Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) version of Clue?Comment
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Yes, but I'm guessing you didn't!Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Does anyone actually like 4th Edition D&D?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Only those who think that D&D was too long and boring and needed to have it spiced up and sexified.
Does anyone want to play the 24 version of Clue with me?Comment
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Only if I can be the Dungeon Master.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Where did I put that Clue-by-four...?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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You left it shoved down the throat of a backside beret who really needed it.
Why do my daughter like to be naughty?Comment
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Heredity!
Why is my daughter spending the summer in a hole in the ground?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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