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  • #1456
    Quoth crazylegs View Post
    No.

    When will this sodding cold bugger off?
    At about the same time the museum closes.

    Why is my cereal talking to me?
    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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    • #1457
      Quoth DesignFox View Post
      At about the same time the museum closes.

      Why is my cereal talking to me?
      It's the LSD you're taking...

      Why do my nostrils hurt?
      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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      • #1458
        Stop running around with forks in your hand...

        Oh say can you say?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • #1459
          Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
          Stop running around with forks in your hand...

          Oh say can you say?
          Say what now?

          What time is it there?
          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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          • #1460
            Time to make the donuts.

            Glazed or jelly?
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • #1461
              Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
              Time to make the donuts.

              Glazed or jelly?
              Custard, it's the only way!

              Who will rid me of this troublesome cough?
              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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              • #1462
                Not me. I've got my own to deal with.

                Why would you want to be on Bridezillas?
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • #1463
                  Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                  Not me. I've got my own to deal with.

                  Why would you want to be on Bridezillas?
                  Because you're a crazy 'ho who wants to make money.

                  Who put the fun in funeral?
                  I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                  • #1464
                    Quoth DesignFox View Post
                    Because you're a crazy 'ho who wants to make money.

                    Who put the fun in funeral?
                    Ghost Rider & the Crypt Keeper!

                    Why have I been dreaming of alcohol-fueled parties?

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                    • #1465
                      Diesel is too expensive.

                      Why, when you bite your lip once, you keep biting the same spot over and over again?
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • #1466
                        Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                        Diesel is too expensive.

                        Why, when you bite your lip once, you keep biting the same spot over and over again?
                        Because you're secretly into pain . . .

                        Will tomorrow ever come?
                        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                        • #1467
                          Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                          Because you're secretly into pain . . .

                          Will tomorrow ever come?
                          Yes, but only if the sun never rises.

                          What should I put on my hat to decorate it?

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                          • #1468
                            Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                            Yes, but only if the sun never rises.

                            What should I put on my hat to decorate it?
                            jingle bells!

                            What's the password?
                            I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                            • #1469
                              Antidisestablishmentarianism!

                              What the hell?!
                              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                              My LiveJournal
                              A page we can all agree with!

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                              • #1470
                                Quoth XCashier View Post
                                Antidisestablishmentarianism!

                                What the hell?!
                                Don't ask me.

                                Who said that every wish would be heard and answered?
                                I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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