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Cuz your cat is actively trying to kill you. You should be scared.
Why do clouds stay in the sky and not come down to earth?
Why do clouds stay in the sky and not come down to earth?
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Here's some crumbs from that cookie I ate last night...Quoth Crazeyal View Post
Why won't anyone buy me a pony?!
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Someone will. Within the billions and billions of souls on earth, there is ONE PERSON with the money, generosity and intention of buying you your pony.Quoth DesignFox View Post
Why won't anyone buy me a pony?!
I've just killed them.
Can't we all just.. get along??Comment
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Little dogie.
Where oh where has my little dog gone?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Babies love Las Vegas.
Mommy, are you ever going to drop the crack habit and come home? MOMMY!?!?"That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
"What IS fun to fight through?"
"Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."Comment
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Bellybutton lint
Am I evil?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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However long a piece of string is.
Do bears poop in the woods?Comment
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Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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Then she glues fabric to the bottom of her shoes so they would slide.
Where did my Wii games go?Comment
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Add salt and stir.
Why is it dark?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
Why must I go into work in less than an hour?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Supernintendo Chalmers.
Is that the moon or just a light that lights this dead end street?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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