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  • #1696
    Yes. Specifically splattered across I-43.

    What if I say I'm not like the others?
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #1697
      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
      Yes. Specifically splattered across I-43.

      What if I say I'm not like the others?
      I'd say you're the pretender.

      What if I say I will never surrender?
      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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      • #1698
        Quoth DesignFox View Post
        I'd say you're the pretender.

        What if I say I will never surrender?
        Then I'd say you're deflated.

        Where's the beef?
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #1699
          Slow cows on road.
          Fast cows on hill.
          Halffast cows on hood.

          Who picked the cackleberries?
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • #1700
            Me. Yeah. That's right


            Why did Broomy do that!?
            Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

            Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
            Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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            • #1701
              Cuz he's a JERK!! That's why!!!

              Who's Broomy?
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • #1702
                All The Witches with PFS. (Pre-Flight...)

                What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                • #1703
                  Quoth dalesys View Post
                  All The Witches with PFS. (Pre-Flight...)

                  What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
                  The part on view.

                  Dinner or Lunch?
                  A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                  • #1704
                    Quoth crazylegs View Post
                    The part on view.

                    Dinner or Lunch?
                    The "4th Meal".

                    What else have you made up lately?

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                    • #1705
                      Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                      The "4th Meal".

                      What else have you made up lately?
                      The bed.

                      What are we doing tonight Brain?
                      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                      • #1706
                        Quoth crazylegs View Post
                        The bed.

                        What are we doing tonight Brain?
                        The same thing we do every night, Shemp, plan to take over the Qwik-E-Mart! Hahahaha ... cough, cough, splutter.

                        Why am I afraid of non-talking animals?

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                        • #1707
                          Who says they can't talk? Just cuz they can't speak human, doesn't mean that they're not discussing you in animal talk behind your back and plotting to kill you. Be afraid, be very afraid...

                          If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
                          People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                          My DeviantArt.

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                          • #1708
                            Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
                            Who says they can't talk? Just cuz they can't speak human, doesn't mean that they're not discussing you in animal talk behind your back and plotting to kill you. Be afraid, be very afraid...

                            If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
                            Because silly! There aren't any wires and complicated doo-dads on the boat.

                            Do you think I could learn to play the tuba?

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                            • #1709
                              Why would you want to?

                              Wouldn't you rather play the accordion?
                              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                              My LiveJournal
                              A page we can all agree with!

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                              • #1710
                                Might get my boobs caught in the accordian.

                                Why is all the chocolate ice cream gone?

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