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  • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
    Battery operated.

    Why am I not calling my MIL when I really should?
    Because she called you first.

    Is it the best day ever?
    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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    • The best day ever... so far. XD

      Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
      People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
      My DeviantArt.

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      • In the ear.

        What is not here?

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        • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
          In the ear.

          What is not here?
          Because I took it over there.

          Where does the sidewalk end?
          I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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          • Just a little past my apartment building.

            How far east can you go before you're heading west?
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • East of the Sun and West of the Moon.

              Where exactly is Metropolis?

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              • Just a short trip from Pleasantville.

                If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • If they were, my son would be serving a looong sentence!

                  Can I take a sick day due to insanity?
                  I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                  My LiveJournal
                  A page we can all agree with!

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                  • Quoth XCashier View Post
                    If they were, my son would be serving a looong sentence!

                    Can I take a sick day due to insanity?
                    Nope. We don't pay out for mental health days.

                    Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
                    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                    • Not Virginia Woolf, I gather.

                      When's that muse coming back from the insane asylum to help me write another fanfic piece?
                      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                      • When the muse's identical twin sister visits me.

                        What is the penalty?

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                        • You have to come over to my house, help dust down/rearrange the living room, do yardwork, windows and help sort out a large storage building.

                          Bright side is: you don't have to touch the litter box.

                          Which way does the wind blow?
                          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                          • Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post

                            Which way does the wind blow?
                            Lately, whichever direction is most inconvenient for me.

                            When will I get lucky at anything?
                            I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                            • Next time you see your man.

                              When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                              • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                                Next time you see your man.
                                WOOO! Good answer!
                                When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

                                About halfway through the day, when the cloudy part gets tired.

                                Why didn't I think about that?
                                I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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