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Nope, I'm having a whale of a time with the puns you've spouted on porpoise. 
Will William Shatner only be remembered for being Captain Kirk?
Will William Shatner only be remembered for being Captain Kirk?
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No, he'll be remembered for his illustrious career as a spoken-word artist.
What is Satan's last name?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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du Jour.
How can I get my door open?Comment
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Here, you can borrow my axe.
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Nope, it's called a pog dile.
Why can't I think of wittier answers?Comment
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You are channeling Elvis.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
What are you going to do about my blue suede shoes?
B"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.Comment
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Let the Hound Dog chew them.
What is closed at this hour of the day?Comment
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School's out.
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?Comment
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Only by the light of the moon.
Mr. Tambourne Man, will you sing a song for me?Comment
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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Yes, but only if you promise to do the dishes after dinner.
What is original about the steakhouse?Comment
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The steak was originally cows.
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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It wasn't broken to begin with.
What can you imagine Elmo doing?Comment
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Smoking on a bong and then going bungee-jumping, followed by a guy's night out at a local bar and then going home at 2 with a 10 and waking up at 10 in the morning with a 2.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Would a witch prefer a manual broom or an automatic?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Battery operated.
Why am I not calling my MIL when I really should?Comment
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