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Because something had to be the hater, and your right knee drew the short straw.
How do I test my agility and accuracy?
How do I test my agility and accuracy?
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Try going food shopping at 5pm on Christmas Eve.
How do you?Comment
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Veeeery carefully...
Who's the fairest of them all?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Depends on which mirror you ask . . . they all have their picks.
Do rocking chairs also roll?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Only if Rick Derringer's in them.
Why did Sloopy hang on?
(that answer & question are linked. How?)I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Cuz letting go was too hard.
Did you dream a dream of time gone by?Quoth teh WikipediaI don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Nope, but I did dream a dream of the time right now.
Why haven't I felt like this before?Comment
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Because you've never been in this moment before.
How did I miss that turn at Albuquerque?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Well, see there was this coyote and a road runner and the "beep beeping" of the road runner distracted both you and the coyote and you both ended up trading places.
What did Delaware?Comment
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Her New Jersey, of course!
What did Tennessee?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Delaware-ing her New Jersey!
So why is everybody in such Missouri?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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Cuz they saw what Arkan-saw
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What's the square root of pie?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Half a crust and two snozzberries.
What's the red bit mean?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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It means it's about to explode with love hearts.
Am I a 4th generation?Comment
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No, you're the 2nd generation times 2. Or 2nd generation plus 2. Either way it comes out the same.
Why do we have leaves falling off the trees 6 months before they're supposed to?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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