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To boost candy cane sales.
Why did I buy two toothbrushes?
Why did I buy two toothbrushes?
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1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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One for each hand, silly goose.Quoth RootedPhoenix View Post
Why does the sun rise in the morning and set in the evening?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Because it's east of the mountain and west of the moon.
Is the moon really made of green cheese?Comment
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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Because they used to make violet, but they got demoted.
How can I catch a flying squirrel?Lack of freedom can be measured directly by lack of stupid. --Penn JilletteComment
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With a net made of dreams.
What would happen if there was a lightning flash and it stayed on?Comment
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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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That's where the riders put their luggage.
Why do cars need gas?If you don't like my attitude, talk to the manager!!! Oh, wait, that would be me!!
Yes, I'm the manager. I'm also known as "the brick wall".Comment
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So they can breathe easier when they go "zoom zoom zoom"Quoth Camry178 View Post
Why do some months of the year have 30 days and some 31?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Because god lost count.
What am I supposed to do with a giant TD Bank gift bag?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Use it as a mood enhancer in the bedroom.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Why is my skin itchier in the winter than in the summer?Comment
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The larvae hatch when you go from cold enviorns to heated ones. Those plauges of call-outs at work?? ALL YOU BABY!!!Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Is it too much to get my FRIGGEN ORDER CORRECT?!?!?Comment
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It's against the rules.
Why are my fingers cold, but only on my right hand?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I could think of a very innappropriate response to that question..... I'll just say...switch hands!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
What came first...the chicken or the egg?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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