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A. Because it's better than asking who did what
Q. When was the Declaration of Independence signed and where?
Q. When was the Declaration of Independence signed and where?
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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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43. 1 to actually change the bulb 42 to contemplate whether or not a burnt out bulb is any different than a bulb that has just been turned off.
Is Neo still in the Matrix?Comment
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Maybe this is the Matrix, ever think of that?
Why didn't Noah swat the flies?Comment
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The flyswatter hadn't evolved yet.
What's the difference?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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2000 rpm
Why do I have to work today?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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Fuck no, James.
Can someone think of a question?I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.
Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.Comment
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The question is the answer.
What did I come in here for?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because the tiny voices said so.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? (African or European does not matter)Comment
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A. Because you were bored and had nothing else planned
Q. Can anyone tell me how WWII ended?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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With a bang.
Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Ya left this one wide open...
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it I've survived this long?Comment
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Because the spirit of Gloria Gaynor lives in you.
Do you really wanna hurt me?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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No, I'd really rather make you cry!
If Deep Throat is an undercover informer, who is Debbie?Comment
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