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Go tell it on the mountain.
Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun" -
Quoth XCashier View Post
I found a great way to get rid of my Beatle infestation! LEAD PELLETS!
Why??Comment
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POUGHKEEPSIE...Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
third door onna left..
If you prick me.. Do I not bleed?Comment
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No, you pop.
If "wherefore" means why, does "whyfore" mean where?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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If you're in Brooklyn, BECAUSE I DIDN'T ASK FOH TREE OF EM YA MOOK!!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
If your in South Carolina, "I dunno why dem fellas yell out fore either... But they let that Colored fella beat the PANTS off some good ol boys... I gots me a four ply ROPE.. Yah hear me???"
If you're in Hollywood, it means you don't giggle at the Director's inches.
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!?Comment
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I hate wrestling. (Dear Mysty: If you kill me, you won't get a cookie...Quoth Crazeyal View Post
*offers*) Though I do have to admit that Dwayne Johnson has a great career as a comedian in movies...
Why does a strand of Christmas lights all go out if there's one bulb out/missing?~~ Every politician that opens their mouth on birth control only proves that we need more of it. ~~Comment
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Pork chops.
Why haven't I heard my favorite Christmas song yet?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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Cthulhu--that guy gets mean about his midnight snacks.
Why does fruitcake last so long?"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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Because the secret ingredient is formaldehyde.Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
Why do men always wear shorter skirts than the women? (if you get this reference you get a cookie)I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Who is this There character and why would s/he have something going on over them?
Who will Cthulhu eat last?"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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himself.
Why do we breathe?Deepak Chopra says, "Fear deprives people of choice. Fear shrinks the world into isolated, defensive enclaves. Fear spirals out of control. Fear makes everyday life seem clouded over with danger.Comment
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To give the lung fairies something to do.
Hey good looking, whatcha got cookin'?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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hopefully, your brain. In a nice cream sauce.
Why is water?Deepak Chopra says, "Fear deprives people of choice. Fear shrinks the world into isolated, defensive enclaves. Fear spirals out of control. Fear makes everyday life seem clouded over with danger.Comment
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